There's something to get behind!!!

Giant SUV ownership has become the leading cause of handicapped placard usage.

"I'm sorry doctor,... it's too big for such a narrow slot! Please help me!"
"Try using this, like a shoehorn..."

I wonder what he tastes like.

Karoline Leavitt @PressSec Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump is Accelerating Medical Treatments for Serious Mental Illness

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

It does raise a new question,...

¿Cuál era el nombre antes de 1973?

I'm never sure if those "health drinks" are working.
That's why I have three, so I can really feel the results!!!

Which begs the question,...

Who the hell was giving him communion wafers???

If you want to know the truth,...

Stop asking Donald Trump.

If you look at the front of the Chryslers & Cadillacs, you will notice the driver can see the front of the fender's corners.
This made them much easier in parallel parking.
The Buicks and Oldsmobiles slump down and out of sight.

I have driven many of these.

Why do bicycles always complain about the cars, while they never carry the insurance to pay for the damage they do to cars?
They never take responsibility.

People asked how we got here, check out the drawing...

A Trump, even by another name, always smells the same.
Dirty, rotten, scummy, and repulsive.
I have seen him in magazines, tv, news, & movies and he was always the same joke.
He thinks money can buy anything.

He needs what cannot be bought.

Cleavage.
Mmmmm.

If you really want to see "outrage",...
Start throwing dog biscuits and treats into the street, while holding your dog's leash.
It would really get that point across!!!

Maybe they didn't understand the question they asked.
Sounds convoluted, but possible.

Because,
The Pope isn't carrying a gun.
Come to think of it, Jesus didn't either.

Will it change your slim figure?
Keep doing it until you see results.
(Then I want to see more pictures!)

Hello from my garden!

Here is the picture Donold described at his Doordash conference...
Seems different,... to me at least.

I felt bad for her after she was awkwardly forced into being a human shield between Trump and the world...
Just very sad for her.

I don’t know who did this, but
🏆 🤣😂😭🙌🏼

Wait until you hear how Leicester gets pronounced.
(I wouldn't have guessed *Lester*.)

Trump knows where he will go in the afterlife.
Everyone knows.

It's not even a coin toss.

(His friends are betting on which circle of hell he finally lands on!)

Meet Spitfire a champ Diving Dog 🙌

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BREAKING: Donald Trump has reportedly been calling Republicans this weekend demanding that "under no circumstances" are they allowed to subpoena Melania to testify about her Epstein connections because he doesn't trust her not to throw him under the bus.

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Cardio improves your stamina...

and you're gonna need some stamina!

a woman in a fur coat is sitting in a car and says `` i detest cheap sentiment . '' ALT: a woman in a fur coat is sitting in a car and says `` i detest cheap sentiment . ''

What will she make a coat out of,... this year???

"... the minute I laid eyes upon him, I knew he was the one!..."

This is merely the foreshadowing of what this country will have to face soon.
Brace your sphincters,... its about to become a bumpy ride!!!

That is a gorgeous picture!
You look great!!