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Posts by The Balanced Scorpion

Man I wish Sistas Who Kill weren’t coming Pride weekend🥹 I was ready to go until I seen that was pride. Damn.

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Now Drake can say…at least I’m not Offset. Happy for him.

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I know that me and this man are ab to have the best makeup sex. I can feel it in my bones

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Idk why I just can’t go to work on time on Mondays. It’s like against what I believe lmao

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Mother’s Day is already a hard one for me but this year in particular stings like no other.

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Amazon needs some built puff bars. Had the munchies when I got to work and a pop tart was the best option like huh

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I need a paypig. I need a punching bag.

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Their own temper tantrum. Making be feel bad. Yelling. Screaming. Shunning

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Cold cardboard…like in a freezer or beer fridge in the store….

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The transition I’m making from “bad bitch” to “well rounded established woman” is wilddddddd

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I’m about to go on the best first date ever lol. I know that sounds fried but the night me and this man have planned is going to be one for the BOOKS

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The other day I was in Walmarts parking lot and someone flew in the spot next to me bumpin Money young thug and I swear a white man in his 50/60 got out the car. I was floored and also very amused.

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Season 2 of BGC was so fucking funny and it’s like burned into my head cause I watched that shit in real time. Tanisha calling mfs a skeet skeet bitch is iconic

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This wind sounds like cartoon wind just over exaggerated lol calm down!

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I enjoy that bluest flame song

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It’s a big red flag when men can’t articulate themselves.

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I know my relationship with weed is better because I don’t have wraps and smoking is not as important as the good parking spot I got so I won’t be smoking a blunt tn lol

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I can’t wait to put together Izzy’s Easter basket

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Homework with Izzy is my favorite thing

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I want to give Sophie the life Rob could god damn she’s so fucking sexy.

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This is insane. Very fucking scary

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They call shells/wraps “skins” in Ireland and that makes me uncomfortable lmaoooo

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They going to hell for this Good American Family show lmaoooo. Natalia needs to sue somebody

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I washed my couch cushions covers and fought for my liiiiiiife to put them back on. But I finally did and it feels like a new couch so it was worth it

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I love my cousin so much. She been my favorite person since I was like 5 or 6 and over two decades later it remains the same

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I got so high last night. I ain’t been that high in a minuteeeee then went to Taco Bell and seen a random white girls ass. Omfg I was in the car cryingggg I pulled behind them in line I heard her scream I looked up and was like “was that her ass” lmao she was peeing in the Taco Bell line 😂😂😂

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This!

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Just got to the Mall and saw this sign, which no one is going to top.

#HandsOff2025

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