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I wouldn't fuck with it. I'm sure everyone there was smsrt enough not to, either.

The fitst manned mission will include a pilot, a payload specialist, a science officer, a goalie, and an enforcer.

Seems he got her confused with James E. Calhoun, mayor of Atlanta from 1862-1865. An easy mistake to make.

A hand-written label on a liquor store shelf that reads, "Woodinville bourbon finished pork casks."

When you want a nice, robust bourbon, but you're tired of all the usual chicken options.

Garret Anderson Passes Away At 53 Angels legend Garret Anderson has tragically passed away at just 53 years of age. MLB Trade Rumors joins the baseball world in mourning his loss.

Whoa. Did not expect this one. He wasn't my favorite Brave, but the dude had a pretty enviable career. All-time Angel great. RIP.
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two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Space Mutiny nicknames Not sure where I picked this up, but had this list for reference in my phone notes for the last 7 years or so Beat PunchBeef Big, Brave Brick of Meat Big McLargeHuge Blast HardCheese Blast ThickNeck...

Or all the funny names they kept yelling out in Space Mutiny
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"This is how much pure cocaine you would need to enjoy this movie."
-Mike, during Overdrawn at the Memory Bank

Braves, baby. Unstoppable.

I choose to believe "Stump Grinding" is one of those Urban Dictionary sex moves, and will not elaborate any further.

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18

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Getting major 2025 Braves vibes from them, but without the injuries. It's kinda hilarious.

KEEP GOING

Hauer 1:50: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

Dom Fucking Smith. Who knew? Not me, that's for sure.

A spotted bengal cat standing on the back of a couch on his hind legs, with his front paws on the window, stretching as tall as he can and looking out the window.

You guys have no idea how exciting the lawn guy is.

Man... remember Lemmings? That was a fun game. Gonna find it and play it again.

i feel like rodney dangerfield would have a lot to work with these days. "guy sold me one of these self driving cars and it left without me. then he said he'd set me up with a model, turned out to be a computer! then my wife and the computer left me in the car"

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

Pontius Pilate... Now there's a guy who was tough on crime.

They don't always score 13 runs, but when they do, they sometimes score 14, and I like that even more.

I'm at work, and somehow all the ER radios we carry went off for that one. Don't worry, we're all on the case.

Hungary showed that it can be done. We have to turn out in such high numbers that their defeat is irrefutable.

Ah yeah I forgot about that.

I know he was signed and came up as a SS, but he's never struck me as remotely having the arm to play on the left side of the infield.

Picked the wrong time to tune into the Braves game. Woof

He's apparently a black belt in Judo or something. Like, really.