We did it! Bazowie Award for Best Anime Toy!! Couldn’t be more grateful!!🏆😎

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Nominees announced for the 2026 Bazowie Awards, presented by Zinetastic! 🔥

Vote for your fave Hankey's Toys in these categories:
Best Horror Toy — Kitsune's Knot is nominated!
Best Anime Toy — Siswet's Tentacle is nominated!

Go vote at SexyFandom.com

🏆live at BazowieCon, Las Vegas March 27-29!

Krave Melanin has entered the chat. 👑

An official lifecast molded from the man himself!
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And for smooth, progressive exploration? Meet the Candy Cone Plug — secure flared base, 6 sizes, body-safe silicone by
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Honored to be nominated 🏆
Big thanks to everyone who supports what we do. Let’s go.
@avnawards

@AVNMediaNetwork

Your favorite virtual boyfriend is officially REAL. 😳 The
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Lifecast drop is live! Hand-poured in the USA with platinum silicone. 5 sizes (OG-3XL) buyers agree the realism is unmatched. Are you ready?https://mrhankeystoys.com/all/roxas-caelum
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The Queen who gives the monsters is up for Favorite Domme — and we’re proudly backing her. 😈🐙❤️
@Alexxxandbrylin is nominated for one of the biggest awards of the year.

👉https://avn.com/awards/voting/favorite-domme

👉Vote daily — resets ~5pm PST

Let’s bring this home for her ❤️

Quickie: Inside Mr. Hankey’s Toys: The Rise of Hyper-Realism, Size Kinks, and the Art of Stretch

Go listen to Inside Mr. Hankey’s interview on the SuperSex podcast 👀🎧 Definitely worth the listen.

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🔥 New drop. New site. Same obsession.
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🔥 It’s here. The Boy9 Release. 🔥
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🦊 Kitsune’s Knot has arrived.
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What happens when you life-cast one of the most iconic cocks in queer adult film?
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Feel the heat of Koaty & Sumner's love with the KOATYSUM dildo—dual-molded from the iconic couple. Thick, sleek, real. Solo or shared, unleash your passion. 🌈💥 Join their movement
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🌀 Dive into the deep end of desire with Siswet’s Tentacle Dildo, a hentai-fueled fantasy brought to life by the anal queen herself. Textured suckers, monstrous length, and wild imagination await. Ready to play with the abyss?😈💦 #hankeystoys

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🚨NEW DROP: The Siswet Tentacle Dildo.😍
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✊ Meet Dana’s Grip😍 a fusion of lifelike form and hardcore fantasy. Inspired by @argendanFistMV, this ultra-realistic fisting dildo delivers the deep stretch & intense penetration you've been craving. Grip it. Take it. Own it.✨

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🔥 This Friday on BROLAPSE… We go deep with Mister Hankey from @hankeystoys.bsky.social, the mastermind behind extreme insertion toys—including my prolapse dildo! 🧠💦

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Buying my favorite things isn’t a habit—it’s building a collection of joy, one piece at a time. 🖤✨

🐂🔥 Enter the labyrinth of desire! The Minotaur by Mr. Hankey’s Toys awakens your primal urges with its colossal form & intense sensations. Dare to face the beast & claim ultimate pleasure? www.mrhankeystoys.com/fantasy-and-...

🚀 Surrender to the invasion! The Alien Breeder by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is here to fulfill your deepest extraterrestrial fantasies. With smooth tips & ribbed shafts, these Xeno-inspired dildos promise cosmic pleasure. Will you submit or conquer? 🛸 www.mrhankeystoys.com/fantasy-and-... #hankeystoys #fyp