they're calling
again

i have tossed all the salads
i have scrambled all the eggs
but i don't know what to
do with them

nevertheless, she persisted (my sky high cortisol levels)

real executive dysfunction hours

sad!

pm??????

the fuck you mean it's 7:39?

this came to me in a dream, an idiotic dream

bald urge gape

stargreat

stargate....more like stargoat.ed

i know that encircled cross probably isn't meant as a zodiac killer reference, but it works as one just the same

american gladio continues, pace unabated

luckily i have small nudnik energy and not ubermensch tsanchanim energy

tall privilege isn't real except among jewish men

what if you're jewish....and tall? asking for a friend

she's molting lol

what if the reptoids were actually the wasps all along

the australian pronunciation of australia is 'goldstraliar'

the ged increased sharply in difficulty during the late obama era which is to say, unsurprising!!

who wants to pay me for my longform treatise on alienation in the 21st century? it's called "smoking alone" and i'm happy to take meetings for any interested parties

oh she's challenged alright

miskatonic u coed naked t-shirts displayed right alongside

a perfect angel

it only took two weeks but i finally made it off that mindflayer battleship in bg3. figure i should be seeing the credits around 2040 at this rate

what if it also stands for swingers? even if that's essentially the same thing

klimt ass cats

gonna find it later today!! thanks for the tip

wait, what???????

i have yet to dm here. but i think i have your contact.... somewhere. i'll check signal since i love some shabbos morning lashon hora