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Posts by Totus Ubertas The Hoss

Every social/messenger app needs an auto reply function that if it detects 'Hi, how are you?' or 'Are You Okay' and replies 'Fine, You?'

Imagine the time saved. A handful of mindless ping-pong input/replies to handle the NPC energy, then once they get to actual conversation you can talk.

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DOING EMERGENCY COMS CAUSE RENT AND BILLS AND MY JOB HATES ME

50 for a fully shaded and fully colored nsfw/sfw drawing
(+12 extra for extra person or character)

add me on discord if interested: homeswitcherr.

3 weeks ago 329 92 4 1

ADHD brain while driving and good song comes on: *choreographs epic high speed combat escape scene with three technomagical gimmicks and five epic one liners*
Writing brain: "FOR THE LOVE OF BALLS WRITE THAT DOWN!"
Driving Brain: "All these people are drunks or stupid and we're doing 70, busy here!"

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Growing up in the online world: a national consultation We are consulting on further measures to prepare children for the future in an age of rapid technological change. This includes potential age restrictions on social media and other services such as ga...

A quick heads up; The UK government is currently holding a consultation on the Online Safety Act. The consultation lasts until the end of next month.

Please fill it out if you live in the UK and/or share it around to get more eyes on it.

www.gov.uk/government/c...

6 days ago 1705 2049 31 81
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-{Modern AU}-
Two stoned goofballs attempting a shopping trip
I just like domestic stuff so much 🥺
#fryr_AU

4 days ago 239 73 4 0

Do pecs count? If not, yall need a himbo in chipendale's cuffs to serve drinks?

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Results from Friday's commission raffle stream! (3/3)

Maybe the biggest titties I've ever drawn in a comm...

Raven belongs to @ravencrafte.bsky.social

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Never has a politician said a thing was for kid safety that actually helped kids. Always used to further an agenda against their constituents. You gonna believe that yours is just SUDDENLY gonna buck a trend centuries old? Right just today? Just for you?

If you can read you're smarter than that.

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This spin on this article, 'inconvenience' my ass. VCR was 'cram plug in TV, cram plug in VCR, cram plug in wall, Cram cassette in VCR' done for years until the VCR explodes. Netflix has outages monthly, updates and installation woes, and keeps misplacing my movies FOR me. Wow, what convenience.

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Inconvenience? Fact check buddy, my DVD player has yet to interrupt my watching for ads, updates, or because the internet flickered. My VCR as a kid took seconds to adjust tracking and rewind was a button tap and forget. No installation, no updates, just cram plugs in the screen back.

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Inconvenience? Fact check buddy, my DVD player has yet to interrupt my watching for ads, updates, or because the internet flickered. My VCR as a kid took seconds to adjust tracking and rewind was a button tap and forget. No installation, no updates, just cram plugs in the screen back.

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for Max O'Zuma

can't quite fit

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GOOD NEWS! Researchers have made a HUGE breakthrough towards a UNIVERSAL antiviral. By targeting sugar molecules found on the surface of many viruses that SHARE structural similarities, they identified FOUR compounds that successfully BLOCKED infections from SEVEN different viruses.

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Frankly I think everyone should get a chance to, and take the chance to, get some naked sun time at least once in a while. Even if its tricky to find a place you can safely (and legally).

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Had chance to do something I haven't in years but used to do lots. Sunned myself naked for a bit. Weirdly settling and soothing. Read a book for 30mins.

Lucky enough to have hidey spot facing woods on my prop so no neighbors can see, I don't unless they're all gone, just in case. Was very nice.

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A high fiber internet results in a more regular connection.

If you find this phrasing frustrating, Mwuhahahahah!

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Caught you staring 🐲

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Ok I think im getting out of my hiatus here. So going to try arting tonight. But am out of practice, so reply here or on my telegram channel with an idea, your oc or character ref
And I can sketch it out. Gonna pick a few. If you like the sketch can color it for half price for 25$ can discuss in dm

6 days ago 6 3 1 0

Writer's trick: Is a hero being a little -too- just and squeaky clean? Need a lil moral grey? Look no further than this concept.

"How many people have to die for your morals Protag? How many will you let burn so your hands stay clean? You could have saved them if you just did what you had to."

1 week ago 1 0 0 0
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Is this how you wanted it?

(Look out, we've got two trends in one go, hehe)

#furry #furryart #mustelabrart #oc

1 week ago 1079 220 6 1
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cw:hyper tongue/ nipple penetration

Noha is receiving good treatment from Blakky❤️

little doodle idea with @blakky-fox.bsky.social

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A cartoon picture of a smoking cat

Text: PLEASE DON'T
EVER TRADE YOUR AUTHENTICITY FOR APPROVAL.
LET PEOPLE
DISLIKE YOU

A cartoon picture of a smoking cat Text: PLEASE DON'T EVER TRADE YOUR AUTHENTICITY FOR APPROVAL. LET PEOPLE DISLIKE YOU

Gentle reminder…

2 weeks ago 13327 5142 45 88
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Hun? now that I noticed... there is a tag on wednesday and friday I'm part of, but now there is one on thursday... neat!

1 week ago 11 4 1 0
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another 2 session cel upgrade! big steppies for @twistwaker.bsky.social

3 weeks ago 194 57 1 0
Maddie: "Goodness she already had huge boobs..."
"I mean some serious honkers..."
"...a real set of badonkers..."
"...packing some dobonhonkeroos..."
"...massive dahoonkabankaloos..."
"...big ol' tonhongerakoogers...!"
"And now she has even bigger bonkhonagahoogs...!"
"...Humungous hungolomghononologongas...!"

Maddie: "Goodness she already had huge boobs..." "I mean some serious honkers..." "...a real set of badonkers..." "...packing some dobonhonkeroos..." "...massive dahoonkabankaloos..." "...big ol' tonhongerakoogers...!" "And now she has even bigger bonkhonagahoogs...!" "...Humungous hungolomghononologongas...!"

Reposting this picture of Maddie remaking on Beth's blimps from a while back for no particular reason ;D

#furryNSFW #momsbians #lesbian

1 week ago 484 111 10 0
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Dam him up!

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Snow having some fun with Rose! Or she’s having fun with me~ >///>

Rose Gold is owned by, @scarlet-rose.bsky.social

Art by, @morningmocha.bsky.social

Thanks again for the art, Mocha! 🫂💙

Definitely go check out Mocha's art! She makes great art! 😁

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Random thought. All dirt is either ground up rock or poop.

Rot/decay is just bacteria, mold, fungus, and microbes eating and excreting. Fertilizer is either from animals or eaten by the plants and used or discarded. Eventually being eaten and dumped.

Much dirt is brown and poolike for a reason.

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Why are we respectful of doctors again?

Anywho, back to my regular posts of horny, silly, fun, and occaisional loud random opinions

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