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Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

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A machine can move faster than a person, you say? Wow. What groundbreaking new information.

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When we were in Hungary last week, this kind of corruption is exactly the kind of thing that people we spoke to were complaining about. And look what happened there.

3 days ago 26 18 2 0

DJ: And now we have a dedication from Leo to Don

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@mountsthelens1980.bsky.social caught a little glimpse of our girl on my way to PDX! (Pics never do her justice, but especially not at 65 mph.) (dear Bluesky: I wasn't the driver, don't come for me!)

3 days ago 23 2 1 0

Facebook Males™️, is there a more loud and toxically negative social media group?

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Mmm hmm

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LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

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When you post defensively at Black people, when we are speaking on the topic of racism...you show everyone the ingrained need you have to protect your learned conditioning. Not every conversation needs your "not all" "not me" input.

Stop being hate's shields.

3 days ago 130 54 3 3

This is why Black men, largely in the South, found hanging in trees ruled suicides by local cops is fishy AS FUCK.

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you know, credit where credit is due, good for Disability Rights Maine for being really the only big rights org to actually stand up and say "no this isn't okay" women's groups, LGBT groups, Jewish groups, black groups have all awkwardly avoided eye contact with this race.

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The problem with leftist has ALWAYS been the Dem BASE. Haha!!!!

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Matthew's work is important. You are an accident, a fluke, a diagnosis, a post illness complication away from joining the disability community. Matthew needs help (if you can) to recover from an emergency surgery, so they can keep fighting our inhumane healthcare system on our behalves.

1 week ago 37 24 1 1

A more direct example of how this “civility” appeal is entirely oblivious to the reality of the intentions of the people in power and the institutional power imbalances involved:

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Responding to Hungary by pointing out that Magyar is conservative as a reason this is bad, is how you tell people you're the reason the US can't stop backsliding.

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was once New Amsterdam.

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Tweet from Elon Musk: “Soros Organization has taken over Hungary”

Tweet from Elon Musk: “Soros Organization has taken over Hungary”

Sure hope the ADL is feeling good about going out of their way to defend this guy against charges of antisemitism.

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you can in fact vote your way out

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I have unflattering thoughts and opinions about the people who got the Veronica Mars canceled after the 4th season. I am FURIOUS we will never get to see her trajectory. She never would've sought mental health care otherwise; I think we would have seen some amazing growth out of her. If only.

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CONSERVATIVES: stop pushing your LGBTQIA+ culture on us

ALSO CONSERVATIVES: we will stop at nothing to convert queer people into God-fearing closeted heterosexuals

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How do people still fall for pyramid schemes?! Just dont open the sarcophagus and the mummy cant hypnotize you.

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Agreed. My husband and I both have electric vehicles, and the charging infrastructure, even in blue states, just isn't robust enough.

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I need a sign that says "enjoy your gas prices, bigot" that I can flash at assholes in large trucks on the road.

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That's totally disrespectful. Imagine you worked hard your entire life to create a company that manufactures trash cans only to have someone throw Pam Bondi's face in it.

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Shopping/working retail in the 90s and 00s versus now is such a different experience. Corporate greed has ruined all aspects of the retail experience. I got out of retail in '09 because I saw where it was headed; I still did not expect it to get THIS bleak.

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My social media feeds are FILLED with "He is risen" and "Happy Easter" on Easter Sunday, I don't know what this idiot stick is on about.

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for the hunchback of Moda Dame, I guess.

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And Rebecca Bunch eventually figured out performative nonsense was actually harmful, I don't hold that same hope for either groups you mentioned. 😂

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I'm a Good Person - Rachel Bloom (Explicit) - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
I'm a Good Person - Rachel Bloom (Explicit) - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend YouTube video by racheldoesstuff

Sure, season 1 Rebecca Bunch. I mean, she eventually figured out performative nonsense actually does hurt the people around her. So youtu.be/O4hh1YhDfbA?...

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I'm a Good Person - Rachel Bloom (Explicit) - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
I'm a Good Person - Rachel Bloom (Explicit) - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend YouTube video by racheldoesstuff

They are all the living embodiment of this song. youtu.be/O4hh1YhDfbA?...

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