Ayeee I’m alive (I think) please enjoy this first post in forever back on Bluesky: The Way I Look at Eddie Kingston ☺️ lol

You wanna really confuse a man and piss them off? Refuse to be a part of “viable option” culture. They cannot compute 😂💫

Okay okay fine I will come see you if you promise to do karaoke on the Jericho Cruise. Spoken word counts.

Oh hai

Christian Cage in a sleeveless turtleneck. That’s it, that’s the skeet.

Random Wednesday Thoughts: You ever have something really personal you want to say, just to get it out, but nowhere to say it?

Big facts

Yesssss ✨💕

🤝🤝 now that’s a deal! Did we just become besties?!? 😆

It’s the perfect movie honestly and I want to live in both their houses (and date both Jude and Jack 😂💕)

The Holiday is legit top three for me ✨

I’ve had the old Universe of Energy song stuck in my head all day. This skeet is going to make zero sense to 99% of people.

Leah is the BEST, she’s fearless istg

Feeling better than I have the past several years going into my birthday month…so when’s the other shoe gonna drop? 😬

Ended up watching the Walter Mercado doc instead and I’m so glad I did. Feel-good from start to finish, what a lovely man ✨

Think I’m gonna tackle this American Gladiators documentary tonight I need some nonsense lol

Haha yeah I should know better just to keep my mouth shut 😂. It was like “you THOUGHT!” Lol

Ooooooooff well I learned my lesson about posting about joy, point taken universe

So much same. But, yay! Cue “Reunited” by Peaches and Herb 😂😘

We got early Ang Lee, we got a wild ass stacked cast, we got key parties AND deep philosophy about molecules what’s not to love?

I did. Also glad you’re here! I missed you! (My fault entirely for hopping off the bird place and being awful at texting 😂💕)

Andy, I’m going to DM you over on the other place I think I may have access to some resources that may at least help with advocacy/rights info if that would help at all?

The comfiest ‘fit I’ve ever worn to a wrestling show that’s for sure 😎

Anyways here’s where I was Saturday Night(‘s Alright for Fighting)✨

Getting a lot of complaints about my new hit song “Alexa turn off all the lights in the house and call 911”

Sometimes it only takes one comment to change the whole way you think about yourself

Feeling it

I described Bluesky today to someone who’s never seen it as “A slow-moving, perfectly nerdy, Twitter-like app with lots of pet pics and an inordinate amount of ALF.”

No…don’t do it Mandy…don’ttttt…

NOW THAT I’VE BETRAYEDDDD

(Sorry Paul wrestling fans know you can’t say anything resembling a Judas by Fozzy lyric and not have it reluctantly screamed at you)