Advertisement · 728 × 90

Posts by Scary Moondog! Privilege

Dad Joke:

Dad Joke [one-action] or [two-actions]    Feat 1
Auditory, General, Linguistic, Mental, Skill

Using the power of punnery, you deliver a lovingly tailored joke at a creature within 60 feet. Attempt a skill check using the skill that would be used to identify the creature (e.g. Religion for a fiend); you can instead attempt a Lore check with a +2 circumstance bonus if the target is trained in that Lore or could be identified by that Lore when Recalling Knowledge. If you target a creature that isn’t a family member, this ability gains the incapacitation trait. The target is then immune to your Dad Jokes for 1 hour.

If you spend two actions to use this ability by setting up an especially elaborate punchline, your target also takes 1d4 mental damage, plus 1d4 additional damage at 3rd level and every 2 levels thereafter, with a basic Will save against the higher of your class DC or spell DC.

Critical Success The joke is so blindingly perfect-yet-awful that the target dissociates from reality. The creature is dazzled and stupefied 1 until the end of your next turn. Double the mental damage dealt to the target.

Success The target is stupefied 1 until the end of your next turn or until the creature targets you with a hostile effect, whichever happens first. The target takes full mental damage.

Failure The target is unaffected.

Critical Failure The target is unaffected. Your allies who hear the joke are so embarrassed by it that they can’t treat you as an ally for any effects until the end of your next turn.

Dad Joke: Dad Joke [one-action] or [two-actions] Feat 1 Auditory, General, Linguistic, Mental, Skill Using the power of punnery, you deliver a lovingly tailored joke at a creature within 60 feet. Attempt a skill check using the skill that would be used to identify the creature (e.g. Religion for a fiend); you can instead attempt a Lore check with a +2 circumstance bonus if the target is trained in that Lore or could be identified by that Lore when Recalling Knowledge. If you target a creature that isn’t a family member, this ability gains the incapacitation trait. The target is then immune to your Dad Jokes for 1 hour. If you spend two actions to use this ability by setting up an especially elaborate punchline, your target also takes 1d4 mental damage, plus 1d4 additional damage at 3rd level and every 2 levels thereafter, with a basic Will save against the higher of your class DC or spell DC. Critical Success The joke is so blindingly perfect-yet-awful that the target dissociates from reality. The creature is dazzled and stupefied 1 until the end of your next turn. Double the mental damage dealt to the target. Success The target is stupefied 1 until the end of your next turn or until the creature targets you with a hostile effect, whichever happens first. The target takes full mental damage. Failure The target is unaffected. Critical Failure The target is unaffected. Your allies who hear the joke are so embarrassed by it that they can’t treat you as an ally for any effects until the end of your next turn.

I like the cut of your jib! I award you with the following feat courtesy of @paizo.com themselves: paizo.com/blog/fools-a...

13 hours ago 2 0 0 0
Post image

⭐️

1 day ago 1433 418 5 1
That's home. That's us.

That's home. That's us.

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew.

Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right.

Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

17 hours ago 19910 6922 277 940
Post image

【Skeb Commission】
狼の神様にお酌をする獣人の女の子🐺🍶
skeb.jp/@82_rephap/w...

19 hours ago 120 28 0 0
Video

I'm setting up a campaign of my own design within the Golarion setting and finding it hard to not hyperfixate on minutia such as accurate distances.
There are some measurements that are unknowable.

#pathfinder2e

(I'm not sorry)

18 hours ago 5 0 1 0

#fcl2026
#wolfsjourney
Are you interested in writing in furry?

I have been working on a multi year webcomic and I will delve into the world on how to create and build a comic.

Writing wolf’s journey
Saturday 10am panel room 2.

MAU!

18 hours ago 8 2 0 0
Post image

I am once again having a desire to write about the gremlins: Kuveli and his best friend, Reikko. The latter hasn't shown up in any writing yet, so his appearance is overdue (as is Atatu's, to be fair).

Art is by @kevintheradioguy.bsky.social, a good friend and excellent artist.

1 day ago 196 47 7 1

Dark Humor is when You Only Laugh Once.

20 hours ago 0 0 0 0

I'm moving on to writing my own short campaign to build a workflow and up my confidence - and working with another GM to play Kingmaker as a PC.

I'm very excited to share the Battlemats I'm going to create hehehe

1 day ago 1 0 0 0

78 Sessions across 2 Years! Abomination Vaults for #pathfinder2e complete!

I'm extremely proud of my table- not only was this the first time many of us played ANY TTRPG, it reinforced our friendships and gave us a hobby we can enjoy nearly infinitely, and a great creative outlet to bring elsewhere!

1 day ago 6 0 1 0
Advertisement
An anthropomorphic fox wearing flowing duster over a beige tunic and olive trousers

An anthropomorphic fox wearing flowing duster over a beige tunic and olive trousers

2e.aonprd.com/Monsters.asp...

None of y'all are ready.

2 days ago 1 0 0 0

That would have definitely made them and Slavka believe in superstition again lmao

2 days ago 1 0 0 0

I want to get a bunch of my friends together in VRC/CVR/Discord and play Smash or Pass on the entire #Pathfinder2e Bestiary (blacklisting certain traits, of course)

There is no April Fool's joke. My DMs are open.

Substances are not discouraged.

2 days ago 6 0 1 0
Unknown Cultist asked: Who wears the bathing suit best?

Ambassador Thoas!

Thoas: I do, of course. As the Ambassador to the Free Pack's new leader, it's important that I wear this sacred uniform. The holy bikini and the sacred fleece show much much Lamb trusts me. 

Thoas wearing a striped bikini and Lamb's skin.

Unknown Cultist asked: Who wears the bathing suit best? Ambassador Thoas! Thoas: I do, of course. As the Ambassador to the Free Pack's new leader, it's important that I wear this sacred uniform. The holy bikini and the sacred fleece show much much Lamb trusts me. Thoas wearing a striped bikini and Lamb's skin.

The bikini is a sacred vestment in Lamb's cult and marks the Ambassador. The fleece comes from one of Lamb's corpses, and is given to cultists who become her disciples.

2 days ago 20 4 2 0

I should specify "Free Wolves / Pack" are a faction in story lol

2 days ago 1 0 1 0

I just reread The Sight and my sleep deprivation left me wondering what fanfiction crawled out of the depths that allowed and anthropomorphic ram to end up in a story about wolf Jesus.

Also they look fresh af- own it, show it.

2 days ago 4 0 1 0

My sides, please; I can't afford an ambulance- just stop!

2 days ago 0 0 0 0
Preview
April Fools’ Day 2026 compilation Welcome to the 2026 edition of Gematsu’s annual April Fools’ Day games industry jokes and gags roundup, featuring the new NieR project NieR: COSMIC HORROR, otome game Re:ZERO – St…

www.gematsu.com/2026/03/apri...

Saving everyone some time!
This goofy nonsense is the only thing I crave on this day.

2 days ago 0 0 0 0
youtube asking me if a video of wolves eating watermelons is emotionally manipulative

youtube asking me if a video of wolves eating watermelons is emotionally manipulative

3 days ago 145 49 2 0

But it's only Saturdays where you make all of the rules!

2 days ago 0 0 0 0
Advertisement
April Fools Day
This is your reminder not to do prank on:

People who are trying to earn a living
Selivery drivers
Sellers
Service workers
Fake Pregnancies fake emergencies
False job offers
Fake Breakups
Death Hoaxes

Be Kind, Be responsible
Fun shouldnt come at someone elses expense.

April Fools Day This is your reminder not to do prank on: People who are trying to earn a living Selivery drivers Sellers Service workers Fake Pregnancies fake emergencies False job offers Fake Breakups Death Hoaxes Be Kind, Be responsible Fun shouldnt come at someone elses expense.

Not Tapping the sign, I'll beat you over the head with it.

The internet is already going to be useless for the next week, We don't need people being jerks too.

The thing about pranks is that it's only a prank if the target also thinks it's funny.

Otherwise it's bullying.

#vtuber #aprilfools

3 days ago 1021 624 14 11

Tomorrow is the day of cruel lies and occasionally amusing japes; Brace yourself and suffer no ill-intentioned fools.

3 days ago 1 0 1 0
Post image

Brown hyenas and their furry ponchos. 👌

[ #art #throwbackthursday ]

2 months ago 1999 410 15 1
An array of tokens for a TTRPG with a smorgasbord of status effects, notably Frightened reducing all characters saving throws.

An array of tokens for a TTRPG with a smorgasbord of status effects, notably Frightened reducing all characters saving throws.

"11d6 mental damage (basic will save)"
Reduced by frightened uhhhhhhhh

"11d6 mental damage (basic will save)" Reduced by frightened uhhhhhhhh

"Watch out, guys- I'm about to do something really funny." - Belcorra, probably.

(Jesus christ it crit half of them for 104 damage I'm so sorry)

#pathfinder2e

4 days ago 9 2 0 0
Two humans are turning into foxes after using a TF App on their phone, but it's still a beta version.

Two humans are turning into foxes after using a TF App on their phone, but it's still a beta version.

Fox TF coloured picture I drew for @hakei.bsky.social and @sockfox.net !

"This new app is brilliant! Well, there are a few glitches, especially with recognizing my fingers..."

#TFTuesday

1 week ago 965 209 8 2
A doodle of a wolf character with red and blue markings thinking “can we stop making old man leaders?”

A doodle of a wolf character with red and blue markings thinking “can we stop making old man leaders?”

Just a thought

1 week ago 67 11 2 0
Video

Them: "why would you want to be an animal?"
Me: *will smith gesturing meme*

1 week ago 352 99 13 3
Advertisement

Pharmacist: "Hey we screwed up and can't send prescriptions to CVS so can you use your broken executive function to perform the humiliation ritual to obtain your executive function pills?"

Yeah sure I love being treated like a drug addict for the Adderall I need to be "normal enough"

Fuck the DEA

1 week ago 1 0 0 0
Post image

#alloart

1 week ago 2539 817 5 0
Video

I have missed making videos.

I need to do this again :3

1 week ago 35 4 1 0