polyamory was created by dating apps to get users who never log off

finally hitting the point where i’m more frustrated with other people’s work than my own and i get why people hate me so much

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ty im gonna hang this on my wall next to my diploma

@hovermyr.bsky.social tweet

SQL injections are just hypnosis but for computers

forcefem ppl are like: i’m gonna makeup a guy

imagining yourself cucked by a man who is cooler than you because he takes the legal drugs you’re not allowed to, the latter day saints almost washing away, and holding firm telling yourself that you’re doing this for a destined future is fundamentally insane and mormon

i blame the current pop culture mormon moment on mr brightside by the killers

CANCELLED NL SUPERCRUISE WIFE I'm sorry I never got to +2 your jokes It's okay, I would have picked the wrong one from those three, too If only I knew how good your portfolio is Your Obama impression is so spot on! Your reddit account name really would make a great band name! I'm so proud you wrote a ban appeal that he accepted I don't mind that my dick is a little bigger

adding a heated rivalry flair to this is so perfect, the latent fugoshi in me is going crazy

we can take turns being tashi

being bad at your job is praxis

they should make a transgender challengers

babe are you okay? you ‘ve been posting really good lately

I understand Pope fatigue (I was confirmed by a child molester) and to an extent it's a Let Them Fight situation but it's genuinely important and different that the Catholic Church, a major geopolitical actor with endless resources dating back millennia, is coming out hard against fascism this time

Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight

new anime coming in 2027: “In 2023 i liked a halimede post on twitter and now im living with a cis lesbian chaser?”

"work" is this scary place girlfriends go to sometimes

i don't know why companies don't hire as many trans women as possible when they'll all overwork themselves for twice the productivity of anyone else but you only have to pay them 60% as much. just seems like shrewd business!

Imagine the type of swingers on the Northernlion Cruise

Man idk how to express how demoralizing it is to see people doing joke support for the Pope as the Catholic Church implements the most draconian trans healthcare ban anywhere in the US. It's a FULL ADULT TRANS HEALTHCARE BAN!!!THEY KEEP BUYING MORE HOSPITALS!!!!!!!

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

that’s wifeslop you only like it because it’s wife

i’m NOT getting cucked! I’m doing QA on the sex my wife is getting from her girlfriend

“You better not be Victor GoldShip when I get back”

My high and mighty ass:

#umamusume #fabtcg

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

my gf is playing the pro tour today :3

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My favorite bit in the entire show but “I didn’t use the whole thing” is such a nice touch because you’re already presented with the orphan part but what does using a part of an orphan mean.

it really was the funniest moment. i forgot about buzz saw trap so i was like “okay it’s still 11 damage????? that’s fine” like no.