Writing is thinking

And this is why so many struggle with writing

“It’s our 14th anniversary today buy us a drink! Venmo!”

Now maybe if you had invited us all where we could pick up the bar tab

But I’m not paying for your anniversary celebration

The nerve lol

It really is cold again

Damn

“Spit and image” has me wheezing this morning

Y’all have access to a whole tool bar on each phone

My damn bedding arrived today

Because do NOT play with me over email! You picked the wrong one !

So today was another Trump market manipulation right?

Y’all keep expecting celebrities to be wise because they are “celebrities”

Fall for it every time too lol

I really do hate cleaning my bathrooms now

But as soon as I smell that Comet with Bleach in the water I get to scrubbing lol

It does such a great job and kills everything too

For cheap!

JD Vance wearing a white button-up shirt. It looks like it's a size too small for him.

"pope should stay out of politics." brother you need to stay out of a size medium

I don’t think Trump is going to convince people who didn’t get big tax refunds that they got big tax refunds. On some subjects, lies don’t work no matter how often you tell them.

Is this new MJ movie done by his estate? Inquiring minds wanna know

Y’all I ordered some new luxury white sheets and duvet because I’m obsessed with bedding after I got my new bed set up

Tell me why these folks delivered my shit to a laundromat in the Bronx then gone go “you can’t dispute because the delivery was confirmed.”

Bitch please. I lit they phone TF up!

Officially old

These are all my peoples

Unmentioned here but there will also be a vote on the first-ever successful discharge petition in the House to extend a grant of Temporary Protected Status (specifically for Haiti)!

That’s just wild

Twitter did a bot clean up and one account lost 2 million followers

My mind almost cannot comprehend

Idk how to do that

And I did NOT put my tab on EXPLORE

I really hate how Twitter curates your TL based on who it thinks you want to see rather than people you are following and you have to intentionally switch it

And now Bluesky is doing the same damn thing SMDH!!!!!

Lived in NYC for almost 30 years before I got to meet Al Sharpton. And talk to him

It still amazes me that people want to hear my opinions on things. But if you let me, I’ll give it to you!!

It was wayyyy too cold this morning

Ex Deputy National Security Advisor for Strategic Communications and Speechwriting under Obama👇🏽

Feeling like a big boss today

Beyoncé?!?!?

Oil prices now $150/barrel

Woe to them that drive cars

😈😈😈

Looks like I picked correctly when I picked Paris for my bucket list Olympics. Had been trying to attend since Rio in 2016

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Speaking of Threads, this one got me in the feels.

My final grades:

Universal Epic Orlando A
Universal Studios Orlando B-
Universal Orlando Islands of Adventure A

They are currently renovating Universal Studios and if you have to skip one, this is it. Just not a lot of interesting things over there now. Park looking dated

Idk what happened to me

I’m not even interested in watching the last season of The Boys

Finding good food to eat in Orlando is basically impossible after 10am

I’m going home lol