What if I told you it was actually the easiest situation anybody has ever been in?

increasingly clear that the Republican party does not understand itself as governing even when it has power

Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.

There was all kinds of drama going on between the crows and the squirrels yesterday and I was awfully grateful to be a casual observer and not a participant

When you work in largely progressive circles (like, say, entertainment or news media) it's easy to believe trans people are an ideological project being forced on you by an HR department rather than a vulnerable population being victimized by some of the most powerful people in the country

Mayor Zohran Mamdani behind the counter of a bodega in The Bronx, flanked by various people. A journalist with a microphone labeled “Shop Cats” is standing in front of the sales counter, and holding the mic up to a black and white cat sitting on the counter next to bananas. The cat has an expression like in the famous “Sir, are you aware that you are a cat” meme

“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”

Trump: openly threatening the Pope and posting multiple blasphemous things on social media.

Barron: he's a great president and I'm proud to serve him but maybe this time he's gone a tiny bit too far.

Barron when libs do something: HEATHENS! YOU SHALL BE PURGED! BLASPHEMY! END OF CIVILIZATION!

Yeah

Genesis 18:6-8

No bible scholar can tell me this wasn't Abraham and Sarah making three angels a cheeseburger

The date: March 2029

Abigail Spanberger has been elected as the first female president

Donald Trump has not been seen in person in 15 months

The magic of the Trumpers is combining immorality with weakness.

I don't think we are talking enough about the astounding historical twist that one of the most powerful institutions standing up to defend liberal democracy around the world today is the Papacy

Let’s go back to full-QA and bring back Mr. Viganò

Been at the hospital since yesterday. Will stay another night. Please continue keeping me in your thoughts.

APNewsAlert: JERUSALEM (AP) — Israeli military official says the country is still attacking #Iran, after White House said Israel agreed to ceasefire.

That's right, former recent American ally or longtime foe, you too can lock in and defeat the global superpower if you just strongly disrupt whatever industries you specialize in or key terrain you can control and give it a few weeks.

Learn to sit back and observe

Oman receiving revenue for doing nothing

"dems dont do anything" thats not true. they fully backed a genocide and had college students arrested for opposing it

What if the United States had a Congress?

worth asking if the choice to ally with a diagnosable narcissist who has constantly proven himself willing to abandon any ally to save his own skin might have backfired for certain governments

I have a theory that trump is completely and fully mentally incapacitated outside of grudges. Like ask him what a stapler is and he’ll try to make a phone call, but ask him about Rosie O’Donnell and he’ll be like “she sucked in league of their own!!!!”

Currently in a lot of pain right now, finally have a chance to see a doctor about it today. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers.

The last free man in America

I regret to inform you that the evangelicals are reinventing nestorianism

The Romans told me the Carthaginians keep eating their armies so I asked how many armies they have and they said they just hold a levy and get a new army afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding armies to the Carthaginians and then Fabius Maximus started crying.

We had a whole address to the nation and somehow he’s back to “this is just Venezuela we’ll have a smash and grab of oil”.

He hasn’t learned a fucking thing since 1970

Donald Trump was sent by God to deliver the Strait of Hormuz to Iran

Bret Stephens: I'm flabbergasted by the relentless pessimism I'm seeing in much of the commentariat. We are less than two weeks into a war that will almost surely be over by the end of the month, and already there are predictions that it's “another Iraq." American casualties, heartbreaking

just a few minutes away from Bret Stephens getting another prediction wrong

DOMME: so how come you’re wearing a collar if you don’t have an owner
ME: do you know what a ‘ronin’ is