But also so fucking what? Let's be against sick people dying. Yanno why? You're going to be one at some point

that is to say i cant decide if its good or not

I'm not sure Bloodsport can say the same but i'm pretty sure Street Fighter 2 wouldn't exist without it.

Pic of a hand holding a cellphone that's so hot it has buckled. Caption reads "If you're hot, they're hot. Put them in the pool."

Just consider the celery, the carrots, even the meat. Are you being fair to your knives?

Santokus definitely yearn

"Wow you were so good in the wire, person whose life might be SpongeBob"

What the fuck would it be like to be 12 and have prestige drama motherfuckers find you

Tbf, even if I knew where I don't think I'm spelling that right

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In my opinion this joke's efficacy hung on the balance of whether or not there was a war colombo. There was. Ergo it is the funniest thing.

its more fun than infuriating

When Victor Hugos work ethic made sense because people bought BOOOOOK and it better last

Or really the big ass book of Shakespeare, back when we came at literature like Costco.

Feel like the boring answer is still the Bible and Hamlet

If you stacked a hundred turtles end to end, why?

I mean loitering/disturbance of the peace is a joke regardless

Is that why she changed her accent?

That lady looks happy to have a broken arm

That one bit where Pynchon describes the reichstag as looking like king Kong took a massive shit

Kinda figure she's lying anyways, she's been in a lot of rooms with men who aren't used to be told no

Boyfriend

ftr, its the murder Sandee thats the part i worry about. Otherwise, you do you

Yeah he has an obsession with power but like he parts his hair the way he does, he wears suits that cost money and are tarps and like a 100 other things he'd definitely recognize as weaknesses if he wasn't capable of shoving his head in the sand

Games Workshop has always known the same thing the writers of Star Trek knew: if you include just a little bit for the horny weirdo, they'll spend thousands on your merchandise. This is something George Lucas only did by accident, because he doesn't really know about sex

In case anyone wasn't aware I'm supposed to tell you that Carrie Fisher died strangled by her own bra surrounded by moonlight

Okay but the man decided bras don't work in space. After we had a cosmonaut who most assuredly wore a God damn bra

My dad but everything broke later

How is he a public face. Like appointed to talk.

exhale.