hey boobear

my new memoir is out now ♥️ you’ll burn in hell. @lorde

Yes. According to Rachel Butt.

desperately need a remote job

vacation over… work tomorrow…

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best thing about this app is that annoying ass irl gay guys aren’t on it

lowkey struggle with resentment…

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finding solace in the music of addison rae this evening

my vibe today

it is quite sweet though… look at him go!

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coworkers use this gif so often it actually awakens a prehistoric rage in me

THIEF.

oomf is a fucking idiot

at work again. what’s up with that?

it doesn’t get better than this.

we all have that one gay guy we’re friends with but deeply resent for their transgressions we’ve claimed to forgiven but never did…

Hi, Wild Hog. Did you know that you can now listen to episodes of my podcast “The C Word” for the first time without a pay wall?

dogs rn:

they just do too damn much omfgggg

the way i kind of hate dogs

good morning bloomfs

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the queen.

new ethel cain album awakening a subtle level of psychosis within me

me and oomf last night

in a god awful mood today

monday…

think i’m going to use this app a little more often actually

the concept of going viral on bluesky

why’d this smash for bluesky standards