rear legs and tail of longcat

torso of long at

torso of longcat

forward legs and head of longcat

widecat

it’s an unexpected cultural solidarity, to be sure, but a welcome one

*squinting* that’s David Mitchell innit

Frank Reynolds is in shambles

this was very America-coded but I assume they have malt liquor in the UK

“Hey mister can you snag me a pack of pall malls” says the visibly balding man drinking a 40 outside the gas station

AOC’s hand gesture image second conveys more of a “fuck off” vibe, while the original sequence is a more accurate “what the fuck, man?” vibe

this means nothing I just find it interesting

the op for reference

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the images are flipped in this post compared to the original, which presents a different visual framing that I find interesting

Like the bottom image conveys finality more than the former, even if originally it’s the first image seen in sequence

every day is truly a new day, no memory of the past, no lessons from history, no inclination that anything exists beyond the current moment, which can be dominated using the correct sequence of accusations, baseless claims, and denial of reality

AI pivot in 3…2…1…

it’s funny when an outsider tries to jockey around conservative linguistic totems because it’s totally ham-fisted and reeks of inauthenticity and would read as satire if I wasn’t already familiar with Kash Patel

I just hope it’s strongly-worded warfare

“a vibe” used to be called je ne sais quoi

if you wake up on the wrong side of the bed, just fall back asleep and try again! I’m on round 3 today

You guys call leftists purity testers and all this other shit. You call us pinkos and denigrate us and extremists and all this.

We want your fucking kids to go to school and eat healthy meals and grow up and be safe and have jobs and not be institutionally murdered by the state.

Humble yourselves.

that wiki page is a revolting journey. what is it with the French and pica?

just had a series of stress dreams about flying internationally with my cats that involved taking them in and out of their carriers (traditionally a bloody affair) multiple times for no reason, and I was crying the entire time

it was a midday nap! I don’t need this

which ig there are if you don’t actually serve the public interest. we should be seeing the yes votes on impeachment creep toward 2/3rds as the weeks go on. I can’t imagine how different things would look right now if we had a drumbeat of articles being introduced and public discourse as to why

this shit is maddening—invoking the 25th is very clearly a worse option than impeachment, but impeachment wouldn’t allow Congress to sublimate their responsibility for removing Trump like cowering behind a turncoat cabinet and VP would! they *still* think there are personal electoral consequences!

I am single tho

especially not with that syntax

nobody tell the free press but discus has never once gotten me laid

This is -hands down- the dorkiest flex imaginable, but I did actually win a state championship in high school throwing the ol’ discus

As one of a diminishing number of people who can actually throw a discus, I am enjoying the mental picture of many manly republicans trying to toss one without faceplanting or destroying their joints

but why

also his company sells Uranium ore (for science!)

unitednuclear.com

I think Bob Lazar is telling the truth

is his story reflective of the entire, precise truth? no, probably not. but I personally can’t shake how intuitive it is to believe that we have recovered some “stuff” and have no real clue how it works. the universe is a big, old place after all

“is there…missus Queequeg?”