Comms majors will be studying this election and looking at the success of tik tok thirst traps of hey daddy (daddy’s home) by usher playing over clips on Zohran Mamdani

Elon:

Portland’s toughest police critic, Dan Handelman, dies at 60 The “brave steward of police reform” had nudged mayors from Vera Katz to Keith Wilson.

“Rarely do people work to support a cause so long and so ardently,” Schmautz said. “It is impossible to imagine navigating Portland’s perspectives on public safety without input from Mr. Handelman.” "so long" because Portland is so parochially backward about its police #RIP Dan

New Yorkers shut the FUCK UP about him if you want to be selected on jury

Luigi Mangione won't see your skeets today but if you're a New Yorker the prosecutors at jury selection will

Will never meet the One because he’s currently in custody rn

I can change him (I can recommend UHC CEO shooter some new books)

I can change him (the UHC CEO shooter)

Forever going to be single because the One for me is in hiding rn from the FBI

I hope the UHC CEO shooter sees all of the thirst traps we’ve made for him

Remember that white lady who was naked and spread her legs in front of a line of riot cops lmao how are you centering yourself during a Black Lives Matter protest

Elon Musk is a fucking nerd (derogatory)

Forever loving that people of the same gender hold hands and cross arms in Hong Kong as friends

“Certified Lawyer Boy”

YOU’RE HEREEEEE

Misandry and misogyny are not the same, one leads to hurt feelings and the other leads to someone being killed

My ex isn’t on here that’s why it’s blue skies and butterflies

“bluesky is an echo chamber” the echo is sanity.

One more fish or dead deer on these goddamn dating apps, I’m going to lose my shit

Women are hotter than men change my mind

If you are apolitical or moderate on dating apps literally get a life

The punishment and control of children is the backbone of Christian fascism. So why don’t we talk about this more? open.substack.com/pub/strongwi...

oh don’t worry the twitter gays are arriving you will soon be getting the opposite of an education on here

You know what app is super cool other than Bluesky? Signal. You should organize on signal

A tweet of mine from May 9, 2017: This is going to be the dumbest dystopia.

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Or if you do it because you live in a blue state and women won’t date you otherwise

If you’re a man that thinks you deserve a trophy for voting blue I’m afraid you suck

Just know I went from Evangelical Christian Republican to anti-fascist socialist abolitionist so don’t give up on people