3 different book stores.

We used to be a society.

What is a 1700s mercantile ship captain, Alex?

This is not what Prince would've wanted.

Good lord, Wemby contests the shot, gets the rebound, the ball handling is unbelievable and finishes it with a spin and dunk.

A walkway across a pond in an urban park. The walkway is metal planks arranged in irregular rectangular shapes zig zagging back and forth and there's no railings or anything

You know my ass be falling in every time

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

Chaotic Good

Walking down the street in Manhattan and saw Kevin Bacon walking toward me. A woman ahead of me clocked him too and as they approached she said (in a slinky and flirty Brazilian accent) “Hi Kevin Bacon”.

He replied with “what’s up?” And kept walking like nothing happened.

Sounds more like an Arod move, TBH

Singer Grandson blasts US war machine and calls Trump a ped*phile at Coachella. 🔥🔥

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

Shout out to Timothy Faust on this auspicious day!

This essay still makes my howl:

www.vice.com/en/article/i...

Showtime At The Apollo rules

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto SAN FRANCISCO—Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home, the suspect stated Monday that he only initiated the attack because he was...

“I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,” said the alleged attacker

I had a pet quail for some years, & I'm sure it was probably due to the food we gave him, but his poop smelled like orange peel. Gotta admit I didn't hate having a pet that shat potpourri

I didn’t know this, did you? Amazing!

OG theme to Star Trek

I love Moby, but you are 1000% correct.

Maybe that was what created the rift in time that got us to this horrible timeline.

Yeah well, which team blew the 2004 ALCS after starting with a 3-0 lead?

Like, imagine what trump's bunker will look like.

Absolutely lowest bidder shit, everything half-assed and half-built and covered with gold and absolutely packed with bugs from literally everyone.

Plumbing and electronics hooked up wrong, all the food stolen leaving only a few cans of beans

I can taste that photo

Who called it insomnia and not resisting a rest

This is it. The perfect sports blooper.

just read about how Boban goes to Final Four games, randomly picks a student section to join and goes all out for that team JUST because he loves the atmosphere

The Final Four is Boban’s version of an elite rock show and I fucking love it.

Nacho Libre Hive rise up!

Spoken like the owner of a car dealership in Vermont.

Your Fly’s Down

This 3-word phrase will stop people from interrupting you, says public speaking expert If you can't speak up, you can lose out professionally and emotionally, says speech trainer John Bowe. Here's how to express yourself more authoritatively.

This 3-word phrase will stop people from interrupting you, says public speaking expert

The Empire Strikes Back Bacon

fucking screaming. i love guys being dudes