I need to do a better job of remembering that Bluesky exists

You’re worried about trans people in your bathrooms while I’m trying to stop my ass making embarrassing noises and worrying who can see me through that totally unnecessary gap in the door. We are not the same.

I think I’m going to do a 5-min stand up set tonight where I just progressively get louder saying the names of Trumps cabinet nominees and nothing else. Matt Gaetz. Matt. Gaetz. MATT GAETZ.

This is a safe space for me and all my far-right brethren, right?

I will give the first 250,000 people to follow me on Blue Sky $10,000 each*

*when I die.