Anyone know anyone with like ten thousand dollars lying around

A lot of times I don’t necessarily want potato chip I just want salt and crunch. It’s a better snac choice and also nobody in my family will steal it lol

Mmm I love to crunch seaweed

everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women

UAP Groyper @BigBossGroyp •28m The Onion is REALLY buying InfoWars its four panes of ai of alex jones giving birth to baby infowars in 1999; the next pane over has jones & the baby sharing jones’ head “i’ll always infowars.com and grow you” next pane down is ben “tim onion” collins as satan with a scary bat thinking “make believe” and saying “time to crush that baby!” as in the next pane over alex jones yells “your lies won’t touch my baby!”

the groypers are hastily using ai to cope in protest & i’m sorry @bencollins.bsky.social but i’m afraid they cooked regarding your panel here.

And my prices are not fixed I definitely do work with ppl on prices so pls send a message if you like my art but not the prices lol

Hi I haven’t been actively pursuing more commission work bc I am working on my short as well as my first oil painting commission (I’m trying to take my time w that and make sure all the paint dries.) but I am still more than willing to take on new projects if u need anything

id be really cool if i could get some slots filled before may hits

When i was working at a summer camp ten years ago i was also on t. Multiple people said i should feel weird taking a job working with kids. Idk i just did crafts !

Did u sculpt all the lil guys this is so delightful I wish I had money

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We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario

Like it is NOT the world it was 15 or so years ago when they started doing self narrated stories and animating them. I think they used to set up booths and people would go in and talk of their own free will. This is way different

I love storycorps and understand where they’re coming from when they do a thing like this but it is such a different world now. Not one person wants another surveillance device

That’s me. My hair is not nearly as neatly styled as the pictures previously posted but the shape is similarly large

Never this nice and styled obviously. My hair is just a shape

I forget what this hairstyle is called from the 80s. Long hair style, the edges are like curled away from your face. It’s kind of mullety shaped but definitely not a mullet

I forget what this hairstyle is called from the 80s. Long hair style, the edges are like curled away from your face. It’s kind of mullety shaped but definitely not a mullet

When I was a small kid my mom always tried to do my hair like this and I hated it but now this is just what my hair looks like

Oh I could go on for a decade abt this with Judaism and Zionism

And when I try to fix anything in pt I only get 10 sessions a year or something. Like until I get on permanent disability and Medicare somehow I’m not really going to get the care I need and the next best thing to do is smoke weed aboutit lol

Thank u I know it’s dumb to ask for weed but I’m in constant pain and I’m not allowed to have anything stronger for my pain than like ibuprofen basically and insurance unfortunately does not cover weed

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It’s 4/20 and I use weed to help w chronic pain and anxiety but I have almost depleted my stash
If u would like to help w this u can commission me or join patreon or just give me a lil treat on cashapp or venmo
Thanks :>

The carringtons go to Singapore. I don’t need to say anything else about the leitmotif

Me: -watching a tv show from the 60s to 80s-
-the characters are going to another country and the leitmotif is racist-
Me: oh no!!!

I missed u too a lot! Now that I made teh space downstairs we should do an art jam or something sometime

I love how he learned about wine in the course of the episode to prove this he’s so fucking funny

God that one is so fucking whack

Special thanks and love to @girlthing.bsky.social and @negaversebuffet.bsky.social for driving my drafting table all the way out to Long Island, putting it together and then buying me lunch like the nicest day I’ve had in a long while

Social media was also built in this way purposely. You’re meant to feel like you’re not doing enough when your follower/patron/etc count goes down

I deal w chronic pain so I was NEVER able to create at that capacity. It has always been an uphill battle creating at enough of a clip to find new followers or supporters. Pls understand you are far more important than ur artistic output and it’s good you know your limits better.