jesus christ??? at that point i'd say just pay out of pocket for everything until then bc it might actually be cheaper

i just vacuumed my whole house and my brain's immediate next thought was 'huh, i should re-pot literally every plant i own'

my closet is full of potting medium . what have i done

i cannot remember the name right now but i had a ps2 game that was sci-fi a la cowboy bebop. i think it was called rogue galaxy and that held my attention pretty well. desert planet bounty hunter stuff

i have heard good things abt prey 2017 but havent played it myself, it's a similar style to dead space. if you like more tactical stuff that is turn-based, maybe cyber knights: flashpoint or the xcom series if you dont mind going a bit retro/emulating. xcom is like a sci-fi fire emblem style.

both are just mad they can't resist the enticing flavor of fresh hot dick

we found a lone star tick in between his toes. he jokingly put his foot in my face and i saw a plump little idiot sucking on the webbing between his big toe

hopefully one of these days i'll remember to get like. proper materials so he can pin the dry specimens we DO find bc we have found some hymenoptera he'd like to observe under a microscope back home. i love him but i'm not putting down rent money on a microscope for him to stare at Big Florida Roach

dev keeps bringing specimen jars to capture hopefully wasps to id. he just keeps getting baby roaches (which he lovingly gives table scraps, then forgets about it until he has created a gigamold) or massive roaches. he knows what those are already.

we went to an arcade later in the night. dev brought marcello roachival iii with us. he was released on an abandoned paper plate of french fries.

while my husband held the jar he commented that the roach was pooping like crazy. me and dev were having the echolalia vocal stim of "computah, turn these guys supah gay and horny" which got into "computah, turn this guy into a poopin roach"

my new bed frame came last night so i startes building it with my partners and in the middle of it, dev saw "the largest roach he had ever seen" crawling on the wall. got his specimen jar, of course, and captured him. the roach supervised our assembly project.

the overlap between chicken, dog, and deer is that i am going to be a menace in a rural king or tractor supply. tulip bulb right in my mouth. deer corn, digested.

fistfuls of cold corn in my tumby

who else eat frozen corn out the bag

Just in case you missed it, here's a wonderful headshot detailing the crop circle cut!
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A bright purple and pink goblin with neon blue and green spiky hair is standing with their hand outstretched and wearing a revealing chrome outfit reminiscent of rave gear from the 2000s. She's also wearing black platform boots and is wearing bright green eyelashes and bright red lipstick.

In the future, everything is chrome!!! #glowblin #avantris #dnd #dungeons&dragons #goblin #retro

"oh we didnt fill this rx because insurance wants a 90 day supply and you only have a 30 day supply"
yes. i am aware. i told the pharmacist this would be an issue and to run it anyway
"did you need this today?"
ma'am i will fall into a coma if i stop taking this. please.

my insurance only lets me get meds from cvs and i feel like i would rather be eaten alive by hungry rats

five active wildfires in alachua county alone !! go gators!!

was about to go on a dinmer date with the boys and i am trying to keep it together and not sob in the car bc i am so deeply hurt by this. im so worried about the people and the animals

another wildfire. closer to home. i can smell the smoke in the air. a sinkhole opened up and my friend got a 24 hour evac at her apartment comlex last night. what the fuck is going on

i had a system to keep my clothes organized when not fully sorted into their drawers and unfortunately my fiance's thing is to just throw Everything in the wash that is dirty rather than having Three Dirty Bins (towels, bedding, clothes) so now i've got to sort through several piles of Fabrics

i have to go on a hike today but the prospect of getting dressed is the hardest part right now

i love these little bites into seeing what makes tories angry. losing their mind over a chicken roll is so funny.

i was trying to see if i could catch a logo on the chainsaw bc i'm like those geoguesser experts for home improvement tools

there was a 400 acre fire in the balu forest right by the gainesville regional airport. every time i open my weather app it tells me we have a wildfire warning for alachua county. it's so dry the experts say that we haven't had a drought this bad since the 1800s

oh gosh, i don't use inat for a variety of reasons but i have seen zebra longwings around fort white/gilchrest county back in late march.

I think you just gotta allow yourself to be clinically fucked in the head for a bit, maybe gnaw on a bone for a bit or eat salmon like a bear with your hands and teeth until you achieve some sort of catharsis

dunking you in the radioactive joker slop that made him insane and green, dangling you by your achilles scrotum . this too shall pass

slowly getting into the flow of ipad drawing. my fiance has commandeered my desk for his uni projects so i simply cannot draw at my desk