Nvm just noticed it says clocks

Lmao me too preach it bro🤟

Whatever. At least the movie has men kissing.

So, Unko's all on my case about "getting cultured" and stuff, so I'm diving into some classic lit. Okay, I'm just chillin' with the movie, but hey, it's all good, right?

Why is Dorian Gray the bad guy? Man just wanted to fuck and look hot, you know? Who can't vibe with that?

Not anymore. 😔

Sammy's forever weed brownies??

69

You ate Sammy's brownies???

Then I tracked him down to his university and apologised to him in person. I told him I was being loud and obnoxious because I was roleplaying Sammy Thunder and I thought he was someone roleplaying JD Vance's son. He was cool about it.

I'm not American and have no idea if JD Vance even has a son.

(OOC)
Last night I had a dream JD Vance's son started following me on this account, so I sent him a message like "Heeeey!! How are you?" And he just replied with "my granddad died." (In my dream this was massive news) I was so upset that I hurt his feelings that I started crying.

Really? Sweet!!

The moment Sammy breaks free from this joint, man, all I need is a chopper or a boat, or whatever, dude!

Sammy Thunder's gotta bail outta Monte Carlo, like, right freakin' now, man!!

If Unko comes looking, just let him know that Sammy's totally rockin' his best life, man! 🤘

Dude, that sounds like way too much hassle. Sammy's just gonna stay here, man!

!!??
Like walking? Or in a car?

Yo, dude, like, how far is London from Monte Carlo, man?

Dudes, I need a hand here! Sammy Thunder totally messed it up, man.
I went to Monte Carlo, not Monte d'Or!!

Sweet 👍

Sure.

Sammy might be...

Yeh sure

Whoa. I’m pretty sure that's the same Randall who took me to the Cheesecake Factory that one time. Makes sense why he never hit me up again, man, he's been busy with a little one.
Sammy's stoked for him, totally.

Whoa, man. So, like, which Randall is your pops, dude?

Eh? Another Randall?

Sammy's tired of rocking. Sammy just wants to be loved.

APRIL FOOLS!!!
SAMMY'S RAWKING 5EVA!!!!

I'd never hurt you, my cherished butler buddy.

Nigel..