Fifteen minutes before the President announced he was pausing strikes on Iran, somebody moved $500 million in oil futures. Somebody knew. Somebody told them. Or somebody is them.
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When a beloved family friend died after a long illness some 15 years ago, I dropped a homemade bread off for his family. After the funeral, his son told me that he'd had a piece for breakfast and it was the first time he'd smiled since his dad had passed.
No other compliment will ever come close
If i recall my kindergarten polling results correctly, purple ran as a spoiler candidate to dilute the girl vote and split the base with pink, allowing blue to prevail despite their constituency being largely made up of voters who went to Jupiter to get more stupider
I'm sorry, what?
If AI is so good, why do they have to lie about it being written by a real reporter? Why aren't they proud of their decision to outsource to the plagiarism machine
Evelyn Normielib is here and she is politely voting to gerrymander your ass into irrelevance
In the immortal words of taylor swift: you made a deal with the devil, turns out my dick's bigger
sow the wind, reap the whirlwind GOP voters
After the disastrous oval office meeting last year, a lot of people were sharing a completely fake zelenskyy quote from it. Many of them got very upset when I told them it wasn't real, it was so bizarre.
The prevailing assumption was that I must be maga and therefore not to be believed
A fairly popular tiktoker claimed that making this distinction is the same as asking a rape victim what she was wearing
A lot of people seemingly see this simple correction as a direct threat to their Good Person Credentials
I should not know more about military history than the Secretary of Defense, man. it's ACTIVELY UPSETTING. I am not a war person!!!!
It does seem like Trump's cabinet members can get away with just about anything, so long as they are a man
I don't usually like to speculate about which tweets are actually written by him but I seriously doubt that Trump is going around just casually using the word "adversary"
I saw a video of a woman removing a flyer placed on her windshield with her foot because she was convinced it was laced with fentanyl and would lead to her being kidnapped
Because obviously no one would notice dozens of women passing out and going missing from a target parking lot
Wouldn't human traffickers just tell each other what the number of the hotel room is? Why would they need an extremely conspicuous signal? Seems unnecessarily complex
Will be especially interested to see the evidence produced for claim L
Crime should be legal if it's funny, exhibit eleventy-twelve
The funny thing is that she was prepared to obediently roll past it but he insisted on stopping the conversation until she agreed that he's no longer a senator
He's hoping it'll just fade into the background, like how Afghanistan was in his first term
The police officer who was assigned to this case is a woman
I wouldn't blame the poor girl if she burned the whole town down with everyone in it
Well i'm sure the totenkopf defenders will be super normal about this one
I'm still mad at him over trump's second impeachment and I think I will be forever
I would not be surprised if there was a large overlap between looksmaxxers and "people who think sunscreen causes skin cancer"
Did he run over the raccoon or was it just roadkill he happened upon? And which one is weirder?
Stop fantasizing about grown men raping children. It's really fucking weird and gross
Still no. Even if it's illegal for the rest of us, their daughters will still be able to get abortions when they need them
But seriously, making funny asides about child rape is gross. Child rape is not a funny gotcha to make snide remarks speculating about. What is wrong with you?
Katie Miller has a daughter and I promise you that she will not be a teen mom.
Congratulations, you found out that money influences politics. You're so clever, almost no one else has figured out that big old secret yet.
No, actually the argument is "1968 was a long time ago and occurred under very specific circumstances that will not be replicated in 2028"