my chud retainer making content instead of doing his job

Pronouncing centipede "Ken tippidy" to own the libs

a concept sheet for a mech titled "Ravenous Moon" that is styled to resemble a knight with a fanged maw engraved on its helm. To the mech's left is a sketch of a heraldric shield to match it and below are sketches of its pilot, who is visibly disheveled in one pose and kneeling before an altar with a muzzle and a collar tied to her praying hands by prayer beads in the other pose.

Mech that is a knight and its pilot who's full of worms and held together by duct tape and drug abuse

We must carry His spirit. It is time

"Sergeant, what inspires you?"

Walking Tank from @westfaliaminis.bsky.social for @trenchcrusade.bsky.social

Never start a project hungry.

#miniaturepainting #trenchcrusade #beans #nerdlings #minipainting

I heard there was a tasty meal
From Mexico, with great appeal
It's quick to make and could be so much harder
A spicy sauce to make you smile
It's topped with cheese and baked a while
The warming and delicious
Enchilada

THEY'RE CALLING IT THE MOST PURCHASABLE SHIRT EVER MADE

FUCK.... GOTTA BE ANOTHER WAY AROUND.

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

Robotnik Captures Smiling Friends (ft. Captain Rescue) YouTube video by KroboProductions

Full video for anyone who hasn't seen it:
youtu.be/u_im-zOxZ1U

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

Irish government: YES THIS IS GOOD WE WANT THIS

In the near future you can order a real doll thru door dash and it just runs to your house like this

Marathon 2: Durandal Theme YouTube video by Forgotten Soundtracks

learning marathon 2 did not have music bummed me out at first but when i booted it up and heard the only track in the game at the title screen i realized they had just solved music entirely there and there was no need for any further tunes www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlRM...

bedtime mindfulness routine staring at super bright phone screen

A pack of two LED flush mount boob lights

everything reminds me of her

INTRODUCING:
PROJECT PHANTOM LIMB

SCOUR THE NAMELESS ISLE AND ITS EVIL FORTRESS
BATTLE WICKED SOULS AND SEVER THEIR BODIES
RESIST DEMONIC POSSESSION

(Releasing later this year)

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

A comic. Emma is wearing a hospital gown in a nondescript white space. A voice says, “you’re so pretty.” She responds with irritation, “me? you must not have noticed my many flaws i'm actually large and awkward and lumpy and sweaty and i-” She is cut off mid-sentence by a corrective electric shock. “no,” says the voice. “i like your comics,” the voice says. Emma, who is still recovering from the shock, says without thinking, “you are so full of—“ before catching herself and amending to, “nnnice words,” but she can’t stop herself from adding, “but i genuinely can’t see my work as anything but trash and it makes me thínk less of you for liking—” She is cut off again by a shock. “no,” says the voice. The voice says, “you’re a good mom.” “Tha—“ says Emma, starting to contradict, before gritting her teeth and saying, “—ank you. That’s kind of you to say.” She holds her forced smile but flinches, anticipating another shock. Instead, the voice says, “you’re good at your job.” Emma, frustrated, yells, “what???” She quickly tries to add “a sweet thing to say,” but is cut off again by another shock.

a quick comic about deflection

Two panel page. One full page panel, depicting a young, bedraggled three armed girl with long messy brown hair and raggedy clothes, hunched in the spotlight of a dark, cramped industrial room full of pipes and trash. She is staring at a small tub of food in her hand, having stuff her face with its modest amount out of hunger. Second small panel. Close up of the girl as she lifts her eyes to someone off panel and responds "Okay."

Big new page day!

God help me sharing an image when bluesky is seemingly busted but today Chapter Two is complete on the public site! HUGE milestone in this massive endeavour

Next week we begin Chapter Three, where everything comes together...And risks falling apart

➡️ iteatsplanets.com/page/78

Exactly one year ago today:

im not a fighting game person and unfortunately its really funny to me that the street fighter fanbase is absolutely horrified by the alex incest backstory revelation, whereas marrying his cousin wouldn't even crack the top 20 worst things real wrestlers have done

Ever wanted to be an actor? You and your friends can live your Hollywood dreams in ACTING OUT, our new co-op movie making game! 🎥🍿🎭 #indiedev #gamedev #wishlistwednesday

Wishlist on Steam! Link in replies:

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

"Child liberation" sounds like some woke 2010s SJW bullshit until you start seeing all the ways children are treated like subhuman vermin.

the six months or so of people making insanely good high effort edits / remixes / recreations of Steamed Hams is basically the best the internet ever got

Anthology of the Killer is OUT NOW on PS5 and Nintendo Switch!

The groundbreaking and dreamlike, IGF Nuovo-winning horror-comedy series from legendary auteur thecatamites, is finally on console!

Play once and remember forever.

WORLD HERITAGE POST

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

It's all about the he sells seashells bullshit