My social media isn't about optimization, it's a hobby, a diversion, a silly little thing I do.

AI or no, why would you want to min/max this???

Even if AI was resource cheap and worked better than the basically research systems we have now...some of the use cases are just WTF???

Do people not enjoy doing things? Does no one take pleasure in activity?

Having AI read all your notifications and write a report to give you the top ones is weird.

Not because it's AI, but because you're not engaging. It would be as weird if you paid a human being to do it.

You're running your social media the way a corporation does, not the way a poster does.

Widening the 605? Typically the least congested freeway in the area? Are we just trying to destroy buildings in Downey for fun???

Pretty sure the only state that just does constitutional amendment by simple majority referendum is California.

This is why our state is ungovernable on a good day.

A cashier at CVS just asked me if I’m a professional wrestler

Everyone keeps saying Hitler, but imagine the minions going around 1920s China, in an armored train with Zhang Zongchang.

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

This specific war is illegal and immoral, but "seizing enemy commerce" is actually a pretty standard part of how wars have worked since approximately forever, and is well-covered by international law.

thank god this site is free

Hastings Banda - Wikipedia

Yeah that happened...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hasting...

I don't think I've ever read a sentence as unappealing as "Jim Caviezel is Jair Bolsonaro."

Hi! Expert in Geopolitics here! Just wanted to let you know that this isn't cute – client states only do this when they are in a state of high distress!

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2-panel comic 1st panel, titled UI. Mom and dad standing over a crib with the baby. A mobile with cute animals is turning over the baby. Mom says "I love it!" dad says "Me too!" 2nd panel, titled UX: From baby's POV only animals' assholes are visible.

UI vs UX

It doesn't matter what the Constitution actually says if you're talking to someone who believes George Washington wrote it with divine inspiration as a prophet.

*Company named after Device That Turns You Evil releases evil racist manifesto* I mean that seems a bit on the nose.

I posted it before, I will again

Jazzwhals : A Narwhals jazz remix : animated music video : MrWeebl YouTube video by Weebl's Stuff

Genuinely hadn't heard the smooth jazz version...

youtu.be/JSsZtjvNs7w?...

This is certainly more explanatory than horseshoe theory.

A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

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We're creating a new race of neurotic gifted children.

Really tough situation for Democrats since "unreliable and ineffective drunk who uses the FBI as a way to fly around the country in a personal jet" is like by far the best possible outcome for Trump FBI Director

Vladimir Nabokov ruined lying down in front of a sprinkler on a hot summer day. You're not allowed to do it anymore. I hope you all have air conditioning.

Exploring the "Sold To One Direction" Fanfic Trope YouTube video by Izzzyzzz

One Direction human trafficking fic is apparently A Thing.

youtu.be/u2ldpA1277U?...

Alfhogiography, lives of the well endowed alien saints.