i don’t know who that is. or who YOU are.

did you miss the part where i said i DIDNT WANT TO LICK IT

just so everyone is aware , i was forced to lick that toilet . i did not want to .

it wasn’t enjoyable .

🥺

( clinging to her )

i’ve missed you

i HATE hol horse

are you trying to steal her back because she doesn’t want you little bro

???

. . . i hope she leaves you too .

oh wait .

she already did .

and now she’s my wife .

SUCK IT MALIK

you are a BIG weirdo

“ could you really have . ”

EVELYN

i’m alive . . .

. . . YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL THEN .

??

leave me alone you red weirdo

“ really ? “

pause .

“ i thought you’d hate it . ”

you . . .

my muscles are taken thank you very much

WHAT

“ you’re welcome . i named him stephen . ”

( petting her like a cat . )

yes you are . you’re adorable .

@xxlittlefrogxx.bsky.social

gives her a frog plush . :)

( cue him picking her up . )

so cute . . . 🥺

my darling wife . 🥺

. . . but you’re my wife . ☹️

#stardust.ᐟ: i didn’t know that bluesky had a complete dark mode i was gonna go crazy with the blue shit 😭

. . .

WIFEEEE

( KICKS DOWN THE DOOR )

WHERE’S MY WIFE