Houses in Japan sitting empty and cheap to buy
Time to download Duolingo and escape this shit...

Gimli/Legolas "never thought I'd die fighting side by side with the pope" "what about side by side with a guy from Chicago who keeps pissing off the president?" "Aye I could do that"

Via Lag, elsechat:

Platforming a liver support system. Never change, mainstream media.
#auspol

All the pancakes
Fifteen gigalitres of Pocari Sweat

Maybe not the place for it 🤔

Why are you wearing a North Korea hat?

That was fucked. Trust me.

Not-so-snug EV owner: the charging experience can be a fucking punish.
If it doesn't start charging when I plug it in, your "autocharge" feature isn't really worth shit.

a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a pink fence ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a pink fence

It's almost like last-minute supply chains for efficiency are fragile

Smug EV owner pt 3: camping just got an upgrade!
V2L allows me to run an induction plate @ up to 2000W. Boil the kettle for coffee and cook my meals with no gas or fire needed!

Iran trolling level:EXPERT.

While we're here: seriously what the fuck is wrong with the Democrats? And the less nutty Republicans?
This guy has given them endless runway to give him the arse, and they keep meandering along like they're powerless.

Trump's remarks about taking out Iran briefly gave me the same kind of existential dread I felt as a child of the 80s.
USA, you've fucked up.
Bigly.

At the Last Supper Jesus declares that One of you will betray me, four will get book deals.

Happy Easter

Russia: this military action will be over in no time.
USA: hold my beer...

*giggles* I think camping just changed... induction cooktop is my next purchase after today's test.

🤦‍♂️ Yeah read the fine print Nick.... Ha!

Very cool.
Would love to see the southern hemisphere version.

They: "ok so we're going to migrate your data project to the enterprise platform"
Me: "with the understanding that it's a living system right now and I need to retain my level of control and NOT be scaled back to basic user privileges"
They: "sure"
#nekminnit

Trump bombs Iran
Fuel prices rise
Fuel excise cut
Fuel prices drop
Hoarding commences
Fuel supplies run out
Fuel prices rise...

Bro in COVID time: "Get out of my life government!"
Bro in high diesel price times: "Why doesn't the government intervene?"
Yes. Bro is a cooker.

Ahead of ex-tropical cyclone Narelle, the dust-filled sky over Shark Bay in Western Australia turned deep red.

I believe at this point it is appropriate to say:
BOOM SHAKKALAKKA
#ElectricVehicles

They'll pry this succulent Chinese meal from my cold, dead hands...

when you raise gas prices you're killing the american dream for the 300 million people in this country for whom their only chance is to get hit by a Lamborghini and an eight figure payout

But he made his family fabulously more wealthy doing it

More like Javier BIAS amirite?

Nick Pfitzner | Substack What the fk is a substack? Click to read Nick Pfitzner on Substack. Launched 3 hours ago.

I did a ting.
pfitzy.substack.com?r=2y79ne&utm...

High five from Australia! ✋