Who needs it when they're f-ing all of us all the time anyway?

Each morning, before I check the overnight stock market movements, I ask myself:

"What has that stupid muddafukka done this time?"

And there's always something.

Bibi's vacation options keep narrowing by the day!

"He who can destroy a thing controls a thing." The Iranians have read Dune.

Oh my God! That's what aliens would look like! Probably.

Makes you wonder what's happened to the size of men's penises over the same period.

As long as Trump demands Iran's surrender, there can be no peace. The loser does not get to dictate terms.

Trump: Iran can't blackmail us.
Iran: No? Hold my kaftan.

Donald Trump
trying to destroy the world
one country at a time

starting with the USA.

Knees bend, arms stretch, ra ra rah.

What radical leftist lunatic brought that golden age to an end?

Judging from how many get dumped in Hotel bedrooms, yes.

Don't forget the gimp.

Well done for mentioning Fox and journalism in the same post!

Right-wing tyrants the world over will now be clambering over each other to avoid being endorsed by Trump and Jethro.

I think the odds of Donald Trump getting struck by lightning have just gone up.

I thought the enemy of Christ's emmisary on earth was the Devil. Who would have guessed it was Donald Trump all along?

Donald Trump has had countless girls of tender age, but apparently this is his first lady.

I hope Trump doesn't forget that the markets will reopen on Monday and invade Iran over the weekend.

That should come as some relief to the bigots and racists who vote for him.

Poetry.

Imagine devoting your life's work to perfecting the seatbelt and then the first time there's a serious accident every occupant of the car goes flying right through the windshield. This post is about the founding fathers.

Well, if the pattern holds good, today would be a good day for profit-taking and for buying oil futures.

Couldn't help noticing the American vice president interfering in foreign elections today.

I thought MAGA was against foreign interference?

Someone tell him the Death Star is only a fiction. Preferably before 8am.

Perfect. 👌

As should EVERY American.

Cartoon by Bob Eckstein

And too stupid to hide it.

Trump is desperate.