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four twenty? more like fat tummy.

This is what happens if you do too much Weed That Makes You Fat

Don't be like me... Or do, it's pretty fun actually.

four twenty? more like fat tummy.

tummy be upon ye

Good morning, everyone! Tummy? You want some tummy? 😊

tummy be upon ye

was very much in need of some helping hands to massage my tummy the other night.. 🥴

it's friday and i ate a pizza

it's friday and i ate a pizza

you're so huge 😍

Definitely struggling to fit myself in frame lately…

wobbly thursday
really hope it actually uploads this time :D

Belly play!!!

Felt artistic with this one lolol

i should..

you should like, squish your face into all of this or somethin.. 🥴

Thank y’all for 1k!!
Now I’ll eat 1000 burgers!! :3

wobbly thursday
really hope it actually uploads this time :D

To bake:

a few tbsp tomato sauce
1/2 lb cheese
pepperoni on one half

Bake for 8-9 minutes on a pizza stone in an oven that has been preheating at 550 F for a While (I go like an hour). If your oven has a different max temp, go with that and play around with bake times until you find what you like.

You can use it right then, but it's better if you put it in the fridge in a sealed container for a few days after the rise. I find I'm happiest with the result after 3 days (so mix dough on Tuesday for a pizza on Friday).

Strawpage question asking me "What's your recipe for pizza?"

for one pizza crust:

(just over) 3/4 cup water
3/4 tsp salt
3/4 active dry yeast (or a lil more)
tiny pour of olive oil (as little as you can manage)

Mix in as much bread flour as you can with a wooden spoon, let rest covered for 20 minutes, add flour if needed, then rise until doubled (~1-2 hr)

me from a low angle, soaking wet, belly and fupa out, with a tiny bit of blood on my fupa

cw for a tiny bit of blood (nicked myself while shaving) but have some tummy and fupa :3

me from a low angle, soaking wet, belly and fupa out, with a tiny bit of blood on my fupa

cw for a tiny bit of blood (nicked myself while shaving) but have some tummy and fupa :3

How big ive gotten :3

tuesday :0

Nothing like a shower and roundness to round out a Tuesday evening.

tuesday :0

a drawing of a naked man surrounded by purple silhouettes and a kapwing logo Alt: The future devil from Chainsaw Man doing his "The Future Rules" dance

your reaction to being fat

Being fat rulez!!!