Can’t stop thinking about Keir Starmer going meep meep

We need her in the House of Commons to heckle Keir Starmer more than ever right now

Just looked back on my calendar to the day the queen died and I had a reminder to pinch some washing up liquid from the shop I was managing at the time

Thinking about the time I saw him at Girls Night Out and just the fact he was there made him so much more slutty

Don’t skip! Post you in another country

Got about 9 hours sleep last night and I’ve still woken up feeling haggard

can’t stop thinking about Edie McCredie saying HOUNK MA HOUUUURN

Omggggg little baby🥺

🤤🤤🤤🤤

You know what I love is when you get an apple or peach or pear or nectarine which is like perfect ripeness and it’s really really juicy and sweet and you eat it and it’s like you’re a total slut for that apple or peach or pear or nectarine

ACAB includes PC Plum from Balamory

I wanna have sex rn pls

A third-class passenger of the RMS Titanic smiles for a photo on the final day before her tragic sinking (14th April, 1912)

Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man

this fucking banger

Just made myself some tea and toast in the office

That is until the evening when you get the pre-office dread

She’s just so iconic I love her

can’t stop thinking about the solo poly hijabi amputee

I phoned the fraud line on Saturday and they said I’d need to dispute the transaction, annoyingly it can take them up to 10 days to respond😵‍💫😵‍💫 I’m alright; just annoyed more than anything else

Got scammed and now I have to wait for the bank to refund my money through a dispute and I just want to DIE

Wfh on Mondays is self care

Happy birthday gorgeous xx

the way my brother is now married and owns a business and my sister has a baby and they both own houses and can drive and then there’s me who texts my mum about what Sandra Harses Wilson has posted on Facebook

why is the weekend so fucking short I hate this

grrrrrr

you blink and it’s 3:22am like wtf

obsessed with this pic of me sleeping on my mum. the fact I just always want to sleep

I would put mine up my ass