I will look at you like you are a piece of meat for the rest of my life. Yum.

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Today is my town’s wine walk. Time to sip some wines with elderly women and shop local businesses, baybeee! This is my Super Bowl.

Lobsterfest is my Toyotathon.

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IS EVERYONE OKAY??

He forgot he wants a Deedee Megadoodoo moment.

As you should. My teen grew up on them because I did this.

Did you tell them you want me to put them in a toilet?

Nice. I may or may not be banned from saying 69 on the radio at my job.

In need of positive vibes.

Taking a very large test tomorrow. If I pass I go into an interview process for a promotion I’ve worked very hard for. To say that I am nervous would be an understatement.

Okay but that box was opened upside down

And this apartment is starving for an argument.

Went out with some coworkers last night and we ended up at karaoke. Here’s me on a stage yelling at grown men to start twerking.

Never let your friends record you doing karaoke.

Fucker.

First to 69 always wins

Yay sports!
Go Blue!

Won our family bracket challenge!

Three pointer???? A THREE POINTER?

Go
Blue

I like the fats

When I eat meats, the fat stays on.

Yaxel should absolutely NOT be out there. Please don’t get hurt worse.

Go Blueeeeee

I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

N-e-s-s?

He wrong.

High five!!!

Totally hornt right now.

It was very sexual.

Going full turtleneck for my hot date tonight. I hope I get a kiss!

Damn. That sounds good.