They should put this tweet on a tote bag and sell it

The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.

Get excited.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

Top notch hatin, how bout em?

Thank you

Hell yea fuck yea

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

Yea just been glitchy for me past two days

This site fucking sucks how that for waffles

Mfer never had a QT Hotzi breakfast sandwich, I can tell you that for certain

Oh no way?

Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19 X.com Figures! Mr. Met ran away from ME last season!!! And he's hugging the Mayor! Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!!! katie honan @katie_honan • 6d Mr. and Mrs. Met (@MrMet) meet Mr. @nycmayor

Sid Rosenberg O @sidrosenberg19 X.com Just when you thought things couldn't get worse we found out today that Mr. Met is a raging antisemite!

Sid Rosenberg • @sidrosenberg19 X.com This was me at Citifield last season being IGNORED by Mr. Met! Yesterday Mr. AND Mrs. Met were hugging and kissing our Antisemite Mayor @NYCMayor! Easy to conclude that Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!

Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19 X.com l'll be 59 on Sunday:) For the first time ever I'm sporting a Yankee jersey as I make my way to the Bronx. The official transition from a life long Met fan to a Yankee fan is now underway. Like my friend @CGasparino once wrote "Go Woke, Go Broke!" The Mamdani Mets are too WOKE for me! See ya at the Stadium soon fans!

Absolutely dying at right-wing radio host Sid Rosenberg getting so angry that Mr. and Mrs. Met hugged @mayor.nyc.gov that he started calling them antisemites and became a Yankees fan.

We gotta get this guy some chud wrap around sunglasses stat

Glad to see there are atleast a few fellow ankyl-heads out there

Fuck you bezos and fuck you Prime

I love Dom Smith

Wow Trump really threw Riley overboard, but at least she can swi— ah, well

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

Something like this will have to happen in this country once Trumpism is defeated. In the absence of accountability, the world will rightly assume that it will happen again.

And terrible for foreign policy

The pope is weak on crime

Vance got embarrassed on two continents and by the Holy See in the same week, that’s top notch chudsmanship. Hate to be a chaise lounge right about now.

Young, English, served an apprenticeship at small club, won a cup & achieved Champions League qualifications twice in 4 full seasons. He's the manager Newcastle would want to hire if they had a vacancy. I don’t think they can do better but if the boys quit that’s that. Brutal day today.

What a miserable season for Newcastle. Just dogshit.

The Onion: ICE Agent Scores Easy Win by Deporting his Own Family

NYT: Trump Friend Asked ICE to detain Mother of his Child

What an odd thing to say

re: Melania

They threatened the Catholic Church?

I’m gonna start a weekly podcast with the following premise: the mic will be firmly placed on the neck of my kitchen sink as I send cutlery down the garbage disposal 4 pieces at time whilst I am concurrently gnawing on a dying muskrat. 30% of America will call me a brave and necessary truth-seeker.

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against these heretics

Weiss hit a pretty nice blast double there to get soler down