Saiba o que abre e o que fecha no estreito de Ormuz neste feriado

Notícia no Estadão: "Master pagou R$ 27 mi ao Metrópoles, que fez ‘débito imediato’ a empresas da família de Luiz Estevão. Repasses aparecem em documento do Coaf que aponta suspeita de ‘movimentação em benefício de terceiros’; ex-senador afirma que pagamentos dizem respeito a patrocínio de transmissão da Série D do Brasileirão 2025 e que ‘faz o que quiser com o dinheiro que recebe’"

Notici6no Metrópoles: "Estadão capta R$ 142 milhões e usa gestora implicada no caso Master para administrar debêntures Estadão contratou a Trustee, de Maurício Quadrado, para gerir a captação de empréstimo e tentar salvar o jornal da situação de insolvência"

OBA RINHA DE JORNAL

Foi revelado também que o restaurante favorito do Woody é o Coco Bambu

Chun Li nasceu em 1968 e hoje tem 58 anos de idade.

Obrigado, Marcus 🫶

Assumption Parish marquee: “LORD, EMPTY ME. FILL ME. USE ME.”

which Nine Inch Nails song is this

@down.blue

A vida sendo vida - descobrir uma doença grave no seu gato bem quando você está no meio da releitura de Pet Sematary.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

Luta para que todos trabalhadores tenham tempo de dar o cu através de leis que os farão parar de só tomar no cu

Nassim Nicholas Taleb compartilha vídeo de Jade Picon elogiando seu livro "Anti-frágil"

o sonho

Jade Picon compra livro pela capa, se surpreende com 600 páginas e desiste Jade Picon, 24, contou nas redes sociais que comprou um livro pela capa, mas se assustou com o número de páginas.O que aconteceuA atriz disse que adquiriu "Anti-frágil: Coisas que se Beneficiam com o ...

haahhahaahahahahahahahaaahahahhaahahahahaahah

Dentro em ambas as situações.

Faltou complementar com "cinéfilo".

Rondei os 100kg nessa idade.

Ansioso, deprimido, sedentário, obeso e mal pago.

o Haddad tinha que criar um imposto de podcast

he's counting on people not knowing what a doctor looks like because they don't have healthcare

Um dos meus maiores pesadelos atualmente é ser abordado na rua por um tipo desses.

Tech CEOs like to argue that AI will disrupt entry level jobs that involve research & analysis.

Interestingly enough they don’t say this about tech jobs despite this being where AI seems to have found better product market fit than in displacing junior lawyers and financial analysts.

I wonder why?

Vou viver isso hoje

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

Bad ending: the whole Brazil is now Rio de Janeiro

On Monday, a woman posts a photo on her "supersausage_charlie" Instagram account. It shows a dog at a Holy Week event in Spain. The dog is dressed like the other religious figures at the event, which involves an all-white outfit and pointy white hat.

On Monday, a woman posts a photo on her "supersausage_charlie" Instagram account. It shows a dog at a Holy Week event in Spain. The dog is dressed like the other religious figures at the event, which involves an all-white outfit and pointy white hat. The caption reads: "Dachshund takes on Semana Santa 🐶✝️🐣 #dachshund #semanasanta #dogsofinstagram #potd #happyeaster"

On Friday, the same woman posts a photo of her dog sitting on their couch. The dog is again dressed in the same outfit. This time, they have a gold necklace with a Christian cross on his neck.

The caption for Friday's post reads: "‼️PLEASE READ‼️ For clarity: the post from a few days ago was a reference to Semana Santa, a Spanish religious and cultural tradition. It was not connected to extremism, racism, or politics in any way. This was already stated in the disclaimer, but it is clear that some either misunderstood that context or chose to ignore it. This account is a dachshund account, and it will remain a space dedicated purely to the joy, humor, and love of sharing life with my dog. Nothing beyond that. Some of the comments left under that post were deeply disturbing. Hate, racism, extremist language, and abusive behavior have no place here. They will be removed and reported immediately. I appreciate everyone who continues to engage with this page with respect, kindness, and the spirit in which it is intended. • #dachshund #semanasanta #potd #spanishtraditions #fypage"

I'm sorry, but this woman posting photos of her dog at a religious event in Spain and then having to frantically clarify a few days later at their "supersausage_charlie" Instagram account is something out of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.

Só a capa já o torna bom

Ser processado pela Uber

Meio sem entender toda a passação de pano para o John Lydon nessa semana, principalmente vinda de uma galera que faz escândalo a qualquer manifestação favorável ao MAGA.