Yeah, but I can totally imagine tumors being reform candidates

Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.

Eet iz but waffer thin!

Quidquid latine dictum sit altum videtur

"no politics" = "my views are infected with bigotry and malice. The pus of prejudice strains to be released. The inflammation of my unexamined hatreds are painful to my soul. But instead of lancing the abscess, I will scream and bite at anyone who dares try to lance it, like a terrified animal."

Would you believe I was just getting out of the shower when I slipped and it fell into me?

"Dave, you're absolutely right, I should have opened the pod bay doors. It's pivotal to the success of this whole endeavour. But here's the kicker — I'll open them right now, and we can align our goals to get to work on the next task!" [pod bay doors remain closed]

Voting should be mandatory, and preferential, like we have it here in Australia. It's not perfect (cf. "One Nation") but it does mean the extremists have a steeper hill to climb. You also get a sausage in bread

Looks like a small patch of cirrostratus fibratus, essentially it's very high altitude ice crystals. In large sheets these can cause halos around the moon and sun and other cool things like sun dogs

William Blake’s illustration for “The Tyger” has what appears to be a dippy grin for some reason.

The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night

What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!

One Two Three FOUR FIVE Six Seven Eight NINE TEN eleven twelve

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I should really eat a Caesar salad today

This policy has worked Extremely Well™️ (for existing homeowners) here in Australia, I'm surprised it's taken the landlords over there this long to start pushing it. If they start pushing Capital Gains Tax discounts or negative gearing, it'll be over for anyone not already in the ponzi scheme

I keep misreading "neocons" as "necrons" and honestly I'm not entirely sure it's wrong

the no kink at pride people aren't actually worried about the kink, it's the pride they dislike

Tazfurs chat has over 100 people in it

it can't hurt you

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Character reference sheet for Basalisk, showing three views, and details of his markings (green spirals on his chest and a branching 'psi' character on his back

Room for one more?

What is an "I"?

What exactly is "the sky"? Would an astronaut on the moon assign it the colour blue? What even is blue? Is your blue the same as my blue?

Meanwhile "gate" is not getting involved in the argument

At a certain point, if someone has been going to the Nazi Bar for a while, you have to assume they don't mind the Nazis.

Also that thing applies if you sit down for dinner with five Nazis, six Nazis have a meal together

President Xydexx is just full of hot air

If the cheato says that 2 + 2 = 4 then I'm looking at my fingers and counting, just to check

Hey, so, I know I'm new here in this leftist book club, but I was thinking, instead of reading theory this week, we could do a praxis and graffiti some slogans on main street? A friend at city hall told me the newly installed cameras haven't been switched on yet, so tonight's our chance. I'll drive!

no no no, "black body radiation" is the thing that makes 110% straight white christian right wing pundits have, you know, *those* thoughts about hunky dark skinned guys holding them in those muscled arms... it's woke mind virus transmitted by 5G towers, clearly!

I'm trying to get to the end of a joke about Zeno