the strait of hormuz needs to have regular, predictable open hours or frankly they are going to lose me as a customer

They were good when I saw them but they didn't do any talking between songs and seemed very eager to just play a tight set and get out of there

???

gotta say i did not anticipate this war leaving iran in a super position,

These people can't have been online in the last years if they don't know who Elvis is and that "HE'S WHITE?"

we need to strip this whole thing down to the studs. we won't. but we need to

You especially shouldn't do it if your name is Panenka. Goalie will see it coming

until act three the shark in Jaws doesn't even know people are mad at him. he's just hanging out

TEETH. TEETH. TEETH.

You're only encouraging him to poop more by cleaning up after him

My horrible dog, whom I love more than my life, has patented a new technique where he poops, waits for me to pick it up, walks several steps, and poops again. He's doing this to demoralize me

The way the American government just lies to its citizens is insane. You could be at home sleeping and 5 masked thugs break into your bedroom and kill you in your sleep, and high ranking officials will go on TV and declare you're a terrorist and they acted in self defense

J.K. Rowling • @jk_rowling Iran appears to be unusually full of Gryffindors. 6:38 AM • 1/9/26 • 644K Views

Read another book ffs

Fly him somewhere green so he doesn't get suspicious

I think everyone's going to be chill

I just saw CNN confirm the action was kinetic

Hell yeah let's go liberalism

Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.

Put together some thoughts about Mike F and his greatest posts for @flaminghydra.com

flaminghydra.com/in-post-memo...

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

Elon claims the goal with starship is to transport enough stuff there to build a city, which is a profoundly silly idea. A scientific expedition probably needs a lot of material too but I have no idea how much or if there's really any point to starship. Either way a Mars expedition is far away

Yeah. NASA who are realistically doing it before spacex are targeting like 2040, and that also probably won't happen. Maybe China does it before then

Youtube video titled "Elon Musk: I'll put a man on mars in 10 years". Dated to 27 Dec 2011

Happy 14th anniversary to this youtube video

taking data centres in space at all seriously shows how deep into this bubble we truly are. like they are never happening. what is wrong with people?

1-5 visual scale of how well you can visualize an apple

A helpful 1-5 scale to describe how stolen your apple is

We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes

Good call on this

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

Things are very different now but we're also in the same pot so we can't meet in the group stage

Yeah people that tune into this just want to see the draw