The idiot does not understand how any of this works, and -- worse still, he does not care that he doesn't understand it. We've been in full Idiocracy for over a year now.

There used to be a general consensus around “sticking it to the man” and now an entire side of the political spectrum loves the man and will do anything for the man and gets their feelings very hurt if the man has to pay taxes.

This remake of Idiocracy is terrible. Nowhere near as funny as the first one.

It's the motto of more than one butcher, surely

Remember in the movie “Aliens” when no one listened to the woman and then everyone died? That’s what the vibe feels like right now.

at a new dentist’s and they put a bib on me hope i don’t have to eat too many teeth

Just when I think we've hit peak Idiocracy, these clowns crank up the dial to a new level I didn't even realize existed.

maybe the guy who names all the rappers is just tall

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I did a thing.

Professional white person here - checks out.

Comic panel IDK the artist or source. A redheaded woman is reading in bed as a devilish figure leaps through her window "HOOOYAAARGH!!! It's ME, SATAN!!!" The woman replies "So?" She's reading a book that says WHO CARES? on the cover.

“World leaders are going to walk all over her,” Trump said about the woman who made a Supreme Court nominee cry

I was just explaining the insane right-wing after school special vibe of that show to someone this weekend!

Are we sure that's not @chucktingle.bsky.social ?

Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. I know you ignored the Holocaust but can we talk about my period?

Death of Benito Mussolini - Wikipedia

i can offer no guidance for what we have to do to fix all of this, but i do enjoy reading the wikipedia article about how mussolini got strung up like a hog

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Don't be ashamed of your short pants

but... but... just think about the eXpOsUrE

credit card bill now grown enough to be credit card william

As someone who enjoys the utility of a good truck, I still think this ginormous vehicle trend has gotten out of hand. What gets me most is the folks who have these ultra-huge vehicles generally don't even have a legitimate need for something that size/weight. It's just... yeah, fragile masculinity.

So @philnobilejr.bsky.social's absolute roast of a obit for Scott Wampler is the funniest, sweetest, most on-brand shit that will ever be written about Scott. Whether you knew Scott well, in passing, or only through our recent talk of him, it's an amazing read

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Worse Angels by Liard Barron. Love this series. I have Zero Saints on deck on my Kindle, though, and I'm pretty excited about it. Not sure if you've heard of that one. :D

I've had people try to tell me it's C, but I always assumed it was A. Either way, I much prefer the alternative, "Dog up in this bitch."

"Don't worry, honey, I'm keeping my hotdog party extra mild over here."

One of my only claims to social media fame was King actually replying to a question I asked on Twitter years ago. I can only imagine this!

Does not matter the context. Does not matter how many times I see it. This image is in my Mt Rushmore of “Will Laugh My Ass Every Time”

But ... I need to see those odd dogs!

A black and white stencil sorts drawing of a potato under ground and it's little shrub coming out from the dirt. Caption; they tried to bury me. They didn't know I was a potato.