Posts by John Windmill
Adolescence is as good as television gets. Astonishing, astonishing, astonishing.
I’ll be honest, the way the heavy booster lands back on the launchpad is genuinely impressive. The rest of the mission? Not so much.
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If Marco Rubio had any sort of conscience, he'd resign tonight.
Nigel Farage watching Keir Starmer at the White House
Who knew that Elon Musk would be such a kiss ass? Horrific and cringe all at once.
Because I’m such an Elon Musk Stan, I’ve already sent him 7 points for next week.
1) Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
2) South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
3) Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
4) North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
5) Did not start a fire
Elon Musk is having history’s longest, cringiest midlife crisis. This is embarrassing. These people are so unserious it makes my blood boil. But I guess that’s the point.
Steve McManaman AND Rio Ferdinand both on co-comms tonight? Did I hurt you in a past life, TNT Sports?
I wonder if Kevin Spacey would respond in a similar way to the numerous actors who had the misfortune to meet Kevin Spacey when he was AD at the Old Vic?
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Selling out an entire nation because he’s an idiot. That’s the art of the deal.
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@lukeaaronmoore.bsky.social Mario Circuit 1 tattoo. I don’t mess. You need to get a Time Trial leaderboard on the Luke and Pete Show. You know it makes sense.
As Matt Goodwin will readily tell anyone how much he hates the BBC, It's interesting seeing him pop up there with alarming regularity. George had his number and it was lovely to see.
Not even John Gotti would be this fucking obvious. Mayor Adams being emasculated live on TV.
JD Vance has just given one of the most moronic, disgraceful and ill-advised speeches by a sitting Vice-President I think I've ever heard. Effectively calling a Europe a Fifth Column against, er, itself.
Finishes with a quote from JPII. What a performative clown this man is.
Great news for billionaire creeps everywhere
Oh, isn't this suspiciously convenient for Elon Musk and his transparent role in US government.
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I’m so here for the love-in between Dominic Sandbrook and the Mooch on @theresthistory.bsky.social I could listen to them all day. Love it love it love it.
So it seems Elon knows as much about tech as I do.
Elon Musk and Donald Trump in the Oval Office looking for all the world like Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine
The Sith. A great bunch of lads. #darthvader #elonmusk #ovaloffice #starwars #donaldtrump
Kendrick Lamar was great but before you call it the best halftime show of all time ask yourself whether at any point he played the triumphant guitar solo in purple rain while standing behind a billowing sheet that made clear in silhouette that his guitar was shaped like a huge penis.
There’s no way Elon will sign off the expenses from this trip.
Kendrick Lamar was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
halftime score: Eagles 24, Kendrick Lamar, 1000, Chiefs, 0, Drake -500
Get Ryan Leaf to replace Mahomes in the 2nd half. #superbowlLIX
Not even Kansas City can come back from this. Eagles are totally bossing this. Philly D-line just incredible tonight. #superbowlLIX