Compiling a Google Doc on myself right now.

I'm only using it to track my finances and everything evil I've ever done

I have a very verbose style of code writing

Sober cause around me they be acting like they drunk 😔

Making the streamer laugh means you’re funnier than the streamer 🙏

Terrified that I’m becoming increasingly interested in war hammer and war gaming

Better than my plan of getting a job on the ship and then quitting the first day of the cruise.

Starting a gofundme to get on the Northernlion Super Cruise

I get non-alcoholic beer so I have something to drink for breakfast

Developing in Unreal feels very powerful, the engine is flexible and dynamic in a lot of ways.
But also sometimes it forgets what a variable is and self-destructs.

#GameDev

Texas Rangers wearable nacho and dip holding sombrero tray

Getting so trashed I can’t feel the molten cheese dripping down my back in the fifth inning

Beat Up Bobby Flay

Imagine an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond and Marie is trying to build a new gaming computer so she can have the best graphics, and Robert says something like "Sure she cares about Raytracing but Robertracing not a peep"
#EverybodyLovesRaymond

🙃

🙂

All the food YouTubers I folllw putting out recession meals #Noticing #TheNoticer

The Vermont Tub community has not been the same since VTubing

Very embarrassing to search for "Diamond in the Sky" and then have to specify Sonic rather than Rihanna

Masterful gambit, now I can’t attack FF13 without looking like I’m defending Crimson Desert

A movie about saving a community center but they're trying to save their hype house

Marriage where they take the first name instead of last

Esoteric Ebb is pretty good

Every day is breaking news this, breaking that, where's fixing news?

We’re the cool guy police, and you’re out of our jurisdiction

I get paid by newly opened bars to carve “Why So Serious” into the bathroom stalls.

I make 400k a year

Cost of living in Austin is so high, no one can afford shirts 😔

If my life goes well, I’m opening a bar at 65

Do other counties have versions of “Play That Funky Music White Boy”

Christ, everyone in Austin is jacked

Waiter who says your choice is dogshit