Fuck it we’ll do it dead

the "absolutely not the succession theme" soundtrack on this is a fucking master stroke

A new tweet Trump posted with Jesus of Nazareth hugging him.

“I thought it was a picture of me with Melania”

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WaPo website replaced search with AI and it's going great

Dr Robby in Jesus robe

It was an honest mistake, okay?

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

MELANIA: You want me. Out of nowheres. To remind every one. Of my best friend, and child sex monster. Jeffrey Epstein?? (squints evilly)

NATHAN FIELDER: (voice over) The First Lady loved my idea.

was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands

Now he fucked the world economy unless Iran backs down, which they're not, and the U.S. can't defeat them conventionally.

I always thought the scariest trait of Trump is his pathological and infantile inability to ever admit a mistake or loss.

Literally never once. And he'll do the dumbest or evilest shit to avoid it, be it Sharpie-ing a weather map or attempting a coup.

Not specifying which civilization has big Monkey's Paw energy

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Reading that, does it sound like it just dawned on MTG that Trump isn't a Christian or that she was just cashing in on the grift for years.

Go repost some Keith Olberman and get the fuck out of my replies.

"Now that being complicit no longer serves me I think you should stop too"

Dude contemplated nuking a hurricane.

Now it's looking like oil will cost more forever as long as Iran's current regime is in place and we have no means to overthrow them conventionally.

a decade of waking up to a torrent of misery and rage

Trump insane Easter post

Mamdani warm and gracious easter greetings

One of these political leaders has been repeatedly portrayed as an untrustworthy radical hostile to others because of his religious beliefs. You’’ll never guess which one!

It's impolite to call Musk a genocidal white nationalist because "civility" in American discourse functions not as a neutral procedural norm but as an asymmetric weapon to shield the powerful from accurate moral characterization while policing the tone of those who object.

If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.

This is why I keep it out of my classrooms.
This is why I teach my students to be careful/critical in their consumption of gAI.
This is why universities shouldn't be so bloody ridiculously uncritical in forcing gAI on faculty, staff and students.
We're inculcating dependence on a catastrophic scale

"i have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working."

The Astronauts truly representing us all up there.

I quit LLMs six months ago and I still can’t write if I have a computer near me. It’s like a Pavlovian signal telling my brain it can stop working.

On the bright side, I’ve gone comply analog and developed a fun stationary addiction.

I advocated using LLMs for research and brainstorming since the launch of ChatGPT, but after years of doing that I developed a drastic degradation in my recall and creativity.

We don't process or retain information nearly as well when we do no work to get it.

The say “I am alive” comic

I’m reminded of this comic almost every time I check LinkedIn

Wait. You can just say "we might infringe on your rights" in your Terms Of Service?

“i liked writing, except the part that involved having something to say and then saying it.”

Ugh. I just fixed this bug.