me, as a child: *walks into the kitchen covered in my own blood holding a rabbit I fought from a hawk*

my mom, on the phone: *mouthing* I’m on the phone

seriously tho, i think as a fledgling internet community, as we move forward and start to grow bigger, we should really strive to do whatever it takes to maintain this cat to ass pic ratio we’ve got going. i really feel like we’ve found a good balance here.

Someone just referred to Twitter as $8chan and I cannot top that.

<teeth chattering>

@schmutzie.bsky.social Schmutzie!! Y’all!

🦾❤️💯

Yes, I’m working toward putting as much money as I can into the pockets of other people who vote for reproductive freedom and civil liberties, while learning both the Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee parts to Despacito so I have something delightfully x rated to focus on when the headlines suck