themed my friday 5x5

spellling is like if björk was a disney princess

friday 5x5

nah

friday 5x5

@grok make me some popcorn

jenny and blake

who gon' be at kilby!

friday 5x5

friday

i have 8 races this year, this is the only one that matters.

at the trad sushi place ordering a gender roll

babe of course i don't believe in women's suffrage, no woman should suffer

I'M GOING TO SCREAAAAM

doing a kickflip through the valley of the shadow of death

got my std panel back, they tell me i got sisyphus and prescribed me a boulder.

hey chat is it fucking crazy to slide into a tiktok dm?

man why do we invest so much energy in people who clearly don't give a fuck about us

to musk and any other nazi cunt:

hey girl, tiktok leaving and coming back has me thinking you should come back to me

do i do pilates? yeah. pull all deez nuts out ya mouth.

i shitpost so much i forget what's a bit and what's not

i'm rednoting so hard rn

at the canadian strip club just welting broads with loonies and toonies.

fuck A.I.
all my homies hate A.I.

rapidly alternating from wanting attention to wanting to unplug

oh good

my ex girl was a wide receiver i'm looking for a tight end

hell yeah