I’ve never been so hungry

Prost

Happy 420 stoners

The best feeling

Dude that cock looks so swollen 🥵

An acceptable uniform

You’d never have them on in my house

No, just ripping the roll apart just to get it started.

I would like to personally fight whomever thought it was good idea to put glue on toilet paper

Fuck dude

More like brunch with bottom

Smash bros or just bros smashing?

I can’t give you 9inches but I can give you 8 is that’s ok

👀

I’m going to be resending it a lot

That’s the best. If you’re gentle you can even pet them 😂

Dude I’ve been dreaming of keeping bees for years, so I know how you feel. So happy that I finally have the opportunity

It’s very exciting

As often as you’d like

I didn’t tell you guys, but I randomly bought a second colony last night.
The white box is full of bees in the form of a mini hive, and in about a week, I’ll put them in the green box, which will be their permanent home.

I see only one hole is put my dick in

Since you’re there, could you provided me with an oral response

as to terminology:

COCK is my favorite.

followed by dick.

penis is too clinical.

dong, schlong, willy… meeeh, not sexy.

thanks for tuning in to my CockTalk!

Agreed

I laughed so hard when I read this

Just so we can get dirty again

This is a bush that I desperately want to get into

Hope this email finds you well #fcf

Very over AI generated landscape plans 😮‍💨

Like I’m mad at it