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I wonder why that is....

It’s like The Simpsons. They just told a story about the shittest possible future, and our reality caught up.

It’s because The Boys isn’t fun anymore

It's a race to the start. Who's gonna win?

Jaw

And student loan forgiveness? Right? Right?

It got slower with the VC-Turbo but gained ONE mpg.

Me too!

But what customers said is… give us a BIGGER one!

This worked very well the last time they did this (QX55 sales)

I supposed Superman could carry such a thing, so long as it's not red sun radiation

Yes, very loud vroom vroom. Goes real fast. Reviewing cars is fun.

It's not the X. So no buzzy.

Me also drive loud vroom vroom

I'm just going to come out and say it... there are better ways to apologize for the Nazis

He can't get used to it?

Do you know what all of those days (except one) have in common? Americans get off work! Funny that.

We obliterated them so hard you could fix it with shovels

This sets a precedent. It's now acceptable to say this about anyone when they die, right?

Knowing that benches can literally be designed to be prevent people sleeping on them, it wouldn’t shock me

Capitalism doesn’t die, it upgrades

What is the NYC statute for sleeping in your car?

I too am rocking a green car this week

People using merging lanes to completely stop is the bane of my existence.

Only anyone who has ever read a book about Pearl Harbor or Donald Trump. It was bound to happen.

This picture aged well, didn’t it?

That's only okay for people, not for corporations! What is this guy, some kind of socialist?

You mean *SecWar?

You said it, not me