i swear to god there is no greater indicator that I am about to read the dumbest shit on here than professor in bio

flipping my blown up boat

the ratios sustain me in these dark times

it rips

(to an empty room) actually the animation really improves over the later seasons

looking for mac and cheese at gamestop

im always holding space for the tulkun

if you wanna test me, im sure you'll find~

mega hi

(getting MRIs all the time) im doing great yeah

she needs a full necky for that big ass head she got

mom is a jan 6 defendant lawyer yeah normal family for sure

please god grant her the time she needs 🙏

perhaps he could consider using materials for the ship he is in that were heretofore thought to be incompatible with space travel

nice wrench

they also just free-based anti-communism propaganda for their entire life

im tryin im tryin

i'm pro grinch

capitulating at the president's nadir really just tells me they agree

everything in this thread has shown over and over to be popular but you’re just a mark who believes nothing can change. Trump made our country immensely shittier in like 6 months but yeah no way dems could do anything good with the same power

just one more lane bro please just one more

bro

there’s always an even dumber AI pitch

i’ll never understand when an app comes out in a well worn space and has to reinvent every basic thing. every time there’s a new streaming service it’s like oops didn’t think people wanted a pause feature

time to debut my new digital storefront! (it doesn’t have wishlists, reviews, can’t sort or organize anything, UI inscrutable)

doctor of dumbass studies

RFK should be in jail but so should the NYT, Atlantic et al who do the both sides bullshit to their lies

i totally forgot what they were bitching about here, i was like was it ketchup

i already started smoking indoors