This is so well done. 👌

Such shrewd negotiators. Hold the line for 40 days and get nothing.

Disgraceful

Hey @schumer.senate.gov, why do you like losing so much? Feckless is the word that comes to mind.

A.I. is popular because it gives you the experience of being a boss: you get to give annoyingly specific instructions about how to do something you don't actually know how to do yourself, and then claim credit for the end result.

90 percent tax bracket for billionaires. Pass it on.

NBA All-Star broadcast is a joke. Just play basketball already. #nba

Sure was nice not having the stupidest fucking person on the planet be president for a few years

Khloe Kardashian is smack talking LA Mayor Karen Bass over the wildfires.

In 2022, Khloe used roughly 101,000 gallons of water over the allotted limit during a drought.

Her sister Kim Kardashian used 232,000 gallons over the limit.

IN ONE MONTH.

Bish needs to sit TF down.

I still cant believe that in 19 days, we have to deal with that fucking traitor again

Definitely not a cult.

Yet they will do none of it.

A cabinet of unqualified sycophants. JFC

Congratulations to the morally superior Stein voters and Dems who didn’t vote because of Gaza. As a reward you get Trump, Rubio, and Huckabee. I’m sure the genocide will end now.

I'm sure this Cabinet of inexperienced grifters who excel solely at advancing their own careers will produce an administration that runs like a well-oiled machine.

So happy @rexchapman.bsky.social is here. My favorite follow on the other, not to be named, place. Go Cats!

So do gas and groceries get less expensive right away, or do I have to wait?