maybe you should talk to Worf again

i had that toast. it was scrumptious except the bread had a giant hole throughout the entire loaf. i did the best that i could tho

imagine toast with butter and blackberry jam, hmm

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

Some days it really upsetting that this is the way things are now.

Everyone keeps asking about the meat, and having worked in low income old folks home before I feel I can say with confidence that's a loaf of cheap deli meat sliced on a slicer and held in a hot pan on a steam table. Very bottom of the barrel cafeteria food. I'm surprised by the lack of carbs

Double Dragon is better than Animal Crossing.

i heard claude code was pristine! what is this

A typewritten note that reads "forbidden" colored with watercolor to resemble the bluesky error message from today

gods bsky i just want to read the opinions of the day while i crochet

It, again, truly doesn't matter whether vibecoding actually caused the outages or not - when you start bragging about how claude is making every engineer on staff more productive and the site goes through months of persistent downtime, that's a Statement.

hone it into a weapon

think of all the children who could have gone unmolested by these filthy shitsmears

and get madder

what in the living world IS that gray slab

it has a RIND

the day the bluesky turned black

I can't wait until 23 April when Duran Duran/Nile Rodgers release a new song, holy shit

Duran Duran Teases New Nile Rodgers Collaboration ‘Free to Love’ Due out April 23, "Free to Love" sees Duran Duran stepping away from Halloween and shimmying into disco.

“With its thick synth bass line, and Simon le Bon’s vocals heavily manipulated with effects, the new track seems to sit in a lane parallel to the modern disco revival.”
www.billboard.com/music/rock/d...

can't reply can't search can't look at trending topics NICE SOCIAL ON YOUR MEDIA BSKY

i saw a tiktok about how doing 9/11 in childhood is a sign of nymphomania and i can't stop thinking about it

I wish I didn't have to fundraise every day so that I can pay my rent on time and I'm sorry to be a bother. Yesterday's goal was $130, which I nearly made! Trying to raise $87 today in order to stay on track. Thank you for sharing and helping

the (actually cool) lady who checked me in at the dispensary said she liked my whole vibe

it put a spring in my step for sure!

they got the Church of England supporting the Pope now

goddamn bsky get it together

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

WHEREAS, the world has been exceptionally shitty, WHEREAS, personal stuff is shitty too, WHEREAS, we are drawing a line and not allowing the shit to cross it, we have declared 4/20 starting early this year

oh Katelyn, my heart cries with yours. I know my animals in the next life are eager to welcome him along with so many others. sending you love, support, and care, and a hug if you want it.

a rousing exercise session that I didn't think I had in me, but I DID so fuck you, exercise, you eternal asshole

Donate to Help Julie Find Safety in Oregon, organized by Julie Kitchen Hello, I'm Julie Kitchen! My previous fundraising efforts were able to raise enough mo… Julie Kitchen needs your support for Help Julie Find Safety in Oregon

Hi, I'm Julie!
After losing my job I moved from North Carolina to be safe in Oregon because I am trans.

I am raising money to finish the move.

Please share and donate if you can
gofund.me/60b1e917

#helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #MutualAidrequest

Bluesky is made with AI, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code

It shows