I think a lot about the fact I had the retainer name Roxas in FFXIV before I decided to switch servers...

Who will I see next week at PAX East?

Wait it IS real after all because I killed it

I need to find someone with a 3d printer

Noah Kahan isn't just for the people that are sad

Noah Kahan is for the people that are angry

My dentist let me keep the model of my teeth they used for my retainer

Now accepting ideas as to what the hell to do with this 👇

No matter what happens in the next five months, I know everything will be okay because I have tickets to Noah Kahan at Fenway in July

After that, who knows

Just found out I’ve been watering a fake plant for months and I feel like there’s a really good metaphor in there somewhere…

The eagle really gives it some extra poignance

My friend made this after a particularly intense game of Phasmophobia

That’s pretty good too

Truly

Bc I am an artíst

💀💀💀

Yes I am a consummate PR professional but also this is my Slack photo

My review of Iron Lung:

The thing I keep seeing people harp on is he had a gun.

He was carrying legally like the 2nd amendment allows. He was fully disarmed when he was pistol whipped by ICE officers. He had his hands on the ground when he was shot in the back.

There is no excuse.

Even going back to pull some of these photos got me emotional.

Insane life I get to live 🩷

Honestly, Mike Tomlin and Jon Harbaugh should just start a podcast

The fun thing about being a Steelers fan is that we can always find some stat, superstition or weird record dating back to the 90s to give ourselves hope when there is absolutely none to be found

When you've worked with someone for years and they still put an h on your name 😀

The anxiety of that Lions game will stick with me for the rest of my life

Can’t say we aren’t interesting to watch

Thoughts and prayers with that Ravens kicker 🙏

The standard is the standard 💯

Do you know how few opportunities I have to brag about being a Steelers fan??

GG 🖤💛

I never thought anyone in the AFC North was good - we just won the losers bracket 🥳

LETS
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOO

Get annihilated in the playoffs

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