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I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂
Best with volume up.

Carrington II will be lit

I think this is the peak of this genre 👏👏👏

You knew this was coming. 🤣

"CEO Said A Thing!" Journalism "CEO said a thing!" journalism involves parroting the claims of a business leader or executive with absolutely no context, correction, or challenge whatsoever, no matter how elaborate the delusion.

Over at the newsletter I wrote about the unholy scourge that is "CEO said a thing!" journalism:

Just Trump withholding emergency aid to folks going through a disaster because the state they live in elected Democrats 🤬😡😤

Unbelievable, he’s not sundowning, he done sunset

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Take this damn phone now, will you?

I can't be trusted.

🤣🤣🤣

How about no

Thanks for sharing, well worth the read

In Oklahoma no less!

Agreed but also the Daily Caller's test has the benefit of precluding Elon Musk from voting, as he is unmarried and not a net contributor to tax revenue 😂

I have questions

“You are an abolitionist, ain’t you?” “As to that, I cannot so readily answer. If by abolitionist you mean a zealot, I am none; but if you mean a man, who, being a man, feels for all men, slaves included, and by any lawful act, opposed to nobody’s interest, and therefore, rousing nobody’s enmity, would willingly abolish suffering (supposing it, in its degree, to exist) from among mankind, irrespective of color, then am I what you say.” “Picked and prudent sentiments. You are the moderate man, the invaluable understrapper of the wicked man. You, the moderate man, may be used for wrong, but are useless for right.”

Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:

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Birds aren’t real

Like someone hacked your account?

In 1980 My 8th grade social studies teacher told the class WW3 would start at the strait of Hormuz. Steven Colbert told a joke last night about the same experience. Probably not uncommon in early ‘80s social studies classrooms

one upside of all of this is the revelation that the swinging dick bankers and big rah rah capital execs and billionaires are actually meek little scared dogs and president AOC or whoever (god willing) should walk them on a leash and make them drink out of a bowl

World War E

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force.

Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

Spot price of oil now $80/barrel. This makes all oil guys happy bc it’s profitable to drill and process heavy Venezuelan crude.

He’s leading us into World War E©️

Woke up and found out Trump started World War E

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Let’s gooooo! I smell the bandwagon effect, jump on board

a girl in a red sweater is raising her arms in the air with the words party time written above her ALT: a girl in a red sweater is raising her arms in the air with the words party time written above her

Same energy

Remember when Tommie Smith and John Carlos won Olympic medals and raised their fists and then invited J. Edgar Hoover to come party with them