If Marx was alive today he’d be a big fan of Mad Dog 20/20

what?

will pencil

i’m begging elon musk to purchase the company that has my private student loans, put them out of business due to stupidity please

when I was 15 one of my friends would lie about being embroiled in the fictional street racing scene in Chicago and every time we were on Lake Shore Drive and he saw a guy in a Civic or Accord he'd honk his horn then rev up and pass them and say that he just earned more respect

At some point we stopped stuffing pizza crusts. We stopped dreaming.

she skeetin on my pasta call that skein lasagna