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replying to user why asking about pee in the balls

replying to user why asking about pee in the balls

never logging off

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womens sports are undeniably more progressive than mens sports on the balance but boyyyyyy do i urge you not to overestimate white women in the classic white women sports

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Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

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Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz, and their stunt doubles on the set of The Mask, 1993.

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๐Ÿ‘ Canada ๐Ÿ‘ Post ๐Ÿ‘ is ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘ public ๐Ÿ‘ service ๐Ÿ‘

Nothing proves how capitalism has brain rotted everyone than thinking the post office, hospitals, public transit, libraries, etc. need to turn a profit to be worthwhile.

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ok hear me out

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Setting my other thoughts aside, we gotta stop naming things "Gamechanger[s]"

3 days ago 36 2 3 1

New Carli Lloyd mail beef just dropped

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Hawk standing on a pigeon

Hawk standing on a pigeon

Flying with the pigeon in his talons

Flying with the pigeon in his talons

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Gwyneth Paltrow canโ€™t find anywhere in New York to get a quick, healthy, delicious meal but hereโ€™s a red-tailed hawk grabbing lunch outside the Ft Hamilton F stop. Skill issue.

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I do not know what will happen in Manchester City v Arsenal but I do know it will definitely not be normal

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There will constantly be politicians who go, "we shouldn't be saying [thing that no politician actually says, maybe a handful of activists say]!"

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Why is it that Democratic politicians are always doing this thing where they legitimize right-wing caricatures of Democrats?

Which Democrats are referring to people in prison as the "justice involved population?" That's just not a thing any elected official is saying.

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๐ŸŽถthis is how legends are made๐ŸŽถ

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post from twitter from the great david roth: "I was never one who looked at success as bad. For me, success was always good. I loved it, and still do." - Donald Trump, WINNING, pg. 27
11:09 PM ยท Jun 9, 2014
and the big wet guy's quote tweet of it

post from twitter from the great david roth: "I was never one who looked at success as bad. For me, success was always good. I loved it, and still do." - Donald Trump, WINNING, pg. 27 11:09 PM ยท Jun 9, 2014 and the big wet guy's quote tweet of it

there are times i think about this post from @davidjroth.bsky.social and the great post he wrote about the big wet guy quote tweeting him...man what a time to online that was.

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these folksโ€™ lack of ball knowing makes them think that the only way to be serious is to be like europe. the only calendar change to be discussed should be the apertura/clausura format, not this.

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Exactly one year ago today:

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Update: I reached out to the photographer, Chantal Anderson, who told me this was pure coincidence - says sheโ€™s never seen the Donovan photo (until, of course, I sent it her way, ๐Ÿ˜‚).

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He already dropped JMU from the schedule for Virginia Tech.

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James Franklin didn't want to let Penn State 'off the hook financially.' Here's why he did USA TODAY Sports visited James Franklin at Virginia Tech to find out why ex-Penn State coach turned down $49 million vacation to rebuild in Blacksburg

Some genuine lolz in here

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James Franklin didn't want to let Penn State 'off the hook financially.' Here's why he did USA TODAY Sports visited James Franklin at Virginia Tech to find out why ex-Penn State coach turned down $49 million vacation to rebuild in Blacksburg

oh brother does this have me going

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#WeAre ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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Former Virginia Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax kills his wife and then himself, police say | CNN Former Virginia Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax shot and killed his wife inside their Virginia home and then killed himself, Fairfax County Police Chief Kevin Davis said.

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LIV Golf shutting down

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I really loathe the idea that the Brands get this kind of control over what should be personal preference for players.

Given the bottom of the NWSL wage structure, the fines being proposed here also seem pretty out of line to me.

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Athens Rock Lobsters

Athens Rock Lobsters

Very much not the point of this whole thread but I am EXTREMELY disappointed that no one has told me that there is a team called the Rock Lobsters and this is their logo!!!! Incredible stuff!!!!!!!!

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*rubs temples*

It would legitimately be easier to just impeach him than do this. I do not understand it.

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