welp “officially condoning the cum” is a phrase i can’t unhear now

the literal cum bowl, folks we have peaked

when the schedule came out i said if they stay healthy they might be a .500 team, and i think that’s still in the cards with all the home noncon cupcakes coming up. but some of y’all were saying 25+ wins which is very funny

umass mbb lost two massive contributors (including the guy who singlehandedly carried the team for many of their wins last year), added a bunch of question marks and put all the NIL money into a bunch of super inconsistent guys, why is this year so far shocking to anyone

Artists you’ve seen live for each letter:

All American Rejects
Black Eyed Peas
Cake
Damon Albarn
E
Foo Fighters
Gym Class Heroes
Hold Steady
I
Japandroids
Kanye West
LCD Soundsystem
Motion City Soundtrack
NRBQ
O
Paul McCartney
Q
Red Jumpsuit App
Say Anything
Titus Andronicus
U
Weird Al
X
Y
Z

just got a “don brown followed you” notification but thankfully it was just some guy named don brown on my other account

since i can be more direct about this here: ben albert may be one of the dumbest humans walking among us and i’m done watching umass football until they fire his ass

literally as i was tweeting this @fraserramon.bsky.social

oh THAT’s why all these a10 people i never knew on the bird app are following me lol well thanks

lying is forbidden on bluesky

invalid handle, umass!

::taps mic::

She tooted on my don till I cahoon'd

it is neat coming here and being like “oh yeah they haven’t tweeted in forever, now i know why”

what do we call it, maroonsky?

i guess i’ll keep an eye on this site though i remain skeptical. call me a little sky-curious folks

no

too late I’m already here

…hi